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Posted on 10/14/22 at 9:40 am to REB BEER
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All done Baws.
They put you under, raped your butthole and you're awake all in an hour?
Posted on 10/14/22 at 9:42 am to tgrbaitn08
Yep. Just got home.
It’s like an assembly line in there.
It’s like an assembly line in there.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 9:43 am to REB BEER
I've got one monday morning. I'm really nervous about what they'll find. Been having blood for a few months.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 9:43 am to REB BEER
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It’s like an assembly line in there.
Proper term is train
Posted on 10/14/22 at 9:53 am to REB BEER
After shaving, bleaching, and waxing, get a b-hole tattoo: eye of the tiger. Let them know where your loyalty is.
Just hope your doc isn’t an Aggie. But you really should have already screened for that.
Just hope your doc isn’t an Aggie. But you really should have already screened for that.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 10:00 am to Willie Stroker
Dave Barry column explains all: LINK
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Have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 10:07 am to REB BEER
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Yep. Just got home.
It’s like an assembly line in there.
Do you feel dirty? I think I'd want to go take a long hot shower after that
Posted on 10/14/22 at 10:25 am to REB BEER
I was told to have somebody pull each hair out individually with tweezers to avoid possible shaving bumps…….that was a wild Thursday night…….
Posted on 10/14/22 at 10:28 am to OlGrandad
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Have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.
With the old prep...truer words have never been spoken
Posted on 10/14/22 at 10:30 am to REB BEER
I'd worry about the pre-colonoscopy cornholing.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 10:32 am to Big Daddy Kayne
quote:My prep nearly killed me this past June for the 1 and only colonoscopy I'll ever have.
Don't forget the best part is the prep the night before.
Prep coincided with pancreatitis flare-up so I was puking as much or more than I was passing fluids out the other end of the pipe. Passed so much fluid and with it metabolites such that I spent the next 3 days/nights hospitalized with ion channel collapse causing ALL my muscles to misfire, including my heart! Fell 3 times the night after the exam requiring 3 stitches in my chin where I hit the tub and wall 3 times.
Results of my colonoscopy, that Oschner had literally hounded me to get done, not a thing to be found except open diverticulitis, zero polyps, zero masses, not a thing. That's why it was 1st and last ever scoping. I'm never going through that again and I am very likely to punch the next Dr. in the face who suggests one!!! Definitely will punch in the nose if gets pushy about the suggestion!
Posted on 10/14/22 at 11:11 am to Sidicous
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Results of my colonoscopy, that Oschner had literally hounded me to get done, not a thing to be found except open diverticulitis, zero polyps, zero masses, not a thing. That's why it was 1st and last ever scoping. I'm never going through that again and I am very likely to punch the next Dr. in the face who suggests one!!! Definitely will punch in the nose if gets pushy about the suggestion!
I don't know how old you are but don't be that guy. You only need them every 3-5 years. Its the most preventable form of cancer out there
Posted on 10/14/22 at 11:14 am to tunechi
Ask for SUTAB baws. It was the easiest prep I ever had. Swallow a bunch of pills followed by water.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 11:15 am to Sidicous
quote:this is literally the worst idea
I'm never going through that again and I am very likely to punch the next Dr. in the face who suggests one!!! Definitely will punch in the nose if gets pushy about the suggestion!
Posted on 10/14/22 at 11:22 am to WestCoastAg
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Colonoscopy question
If done correctly this can feel really good
Posted on 10/14/22 at 11:26 am to Jake88
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I hope this isn't serious. Younger men are allowing themselves to be feminized.
Feminized?
Dude, I’m a hairy bloke. If I don’t shave my arse occasionally it gets to the point where it’s like wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet sometimes.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 11:50 am to Tvilletiger
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You will not even know it happened other than feeling drowsy from the meds after.
Unless you wake up before it’s over. I got to watch the last few minutes of mine
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 11:53 am
Posted on 10/14/22 at 11:52 am to REB BEER
I take three days off from work. One for prep, second for procedure..third to regain my dignity.
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