re: Cats vs Dogs - Which one do you prefer if you had to choose one

Dogs generally. I’m outside a lot hunting and fishing. Never seen anyone do that with their cat.





This little dog freaks-the-frick-out if I hook the boat up and leave without her. My wife says she runs around the house barking for an hour then sits near the front door until I get back. My cat doesn’t care if I live or die.

I like them both, but prefer dogs. I took in some stray kittens though a couple of years ago and have grown quite fond of the one we kept. He’s my shadow when I’m home, and whips the dog’s arse if the dog gets near me. If he’s real tired he’ll let the dog lay next to me on the couch.

I liked cats until I got mine. this thing is evil

Dogs, because cats suck

Cats

If you feed them, give them water, and keep the litter box clean, you are all good unless you have a real shithead (like one of ours who is now kenneled most of the time).

Dogs? Not potty trained and generally can’t be left to their own devices in a house. Taking them out to go to the bathroom in bad weather also sucks, especially when they don’t want to come back in afterward.

[quote]guys with cats are closet-queers[/quote}

This is such a common but entirely wrong belief. I’ve had cats my entire life. Love those cool son of a bitches. Easy, clean, and cool as a cucumber. People that don’t like cats just never had their own cat. Other cats don’t like you either. That’s the thing about a cat, they naturally don’t trust your non-cat liking arse. They sense it because they are smart and naturally suspicious. Dogs are sluts, let anyone scratch their belly or chase their ball. Come to my house and try and scratch my cats belly. If you can catch him. You have to earn a cats trust. My cat waits for me at the door just like your dog does. My cat plays with toys but doesn’t break or chew up anything. He’s quiet, and he can tell time. He knows when I am waking up and comes moseying in my room about 15 minutes earlier and waits for me to get up. If I oversleep, he sees to it that I don’t snooze too long. He snatches moths out of the air in a dark room. He’s amazing and will play with a sticky post it note for a week but still not damage it.

Great animals and they just don’t like you either. Get your own and you’ll see the light.

Oh, and I’m not queer in the slightest. Never even tasted cock. Haven’t touched any other than my own. BUT, I did have a fricking wonderful date with a fine arse Latina WOMAN from Mexico City last night. I’m excited as all get out. That wouldn’t be the case if I was queer. So see, proof that you are wrong.

#catslivesmatter
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Cool story bro.

Get them young and mold their personality and they will be worth the investment.
I fully agree with the above statement.

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Get them young and mold their personality and they will be worth the investment. I fully agree with the above statement.

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That’s key and I’m of the belief that an indoor cat has to be declawed. I know some people are adamantly against that and I’ve gotten in legit arguments with people over it. I don’t care. If you want nice furniture, they have to be declawed in the front. Get it done when they’re young and they’ll heal it 2 days. Worth it for a life of luxury. When I get a home on a decent piece of property, I’ll get an outside cat too and not declaw him.