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Are you a heimscheisser?
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:58 am
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:58 am
It’s definitely my preference if I have a choice.
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Poo anxiety, bashful bowels, shy bowel syndrome: they're all terms for what's medically known as parcopresis or difficulty pooping when you're not at home. The Germans have given a name to this condition: Heimscheißer (pronounced "heimscheisser"), which means "home shitter." Sufferers experience distress and anxiety at the mere thought of having to use a toilet at school, work or any public place. Some may even find it hard to poop while on holidays.
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Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:03 pm to TrueTiger
Nope, but I have to have privacy while I blow up a porcelain throne. I can’t do it if there’s someone in the stall next to me.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:04 pm to TrueTiger
Pro tip:
On road trips, the best bathrooms to blow up are hotels lobbies. Pretty much a hotel on every exit, usually clean and unoccupied.
(Assuming no Buc-ee's within 100 miles of course)
On road trips, the best bathrooms to blow up are hotels lobbies. Pretty much a hotel on every exit, usually clean and unoccupied.
(Assuming no Buc-ee's within 100 miles of course)
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:04 pm to TrueTiger
The Germans practice Sitzpinkeln (literally “sit-pissing”), so heimscheisser shouldn't be unexpected.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:05 pm to TrueTiger
My bowels have no shame. If there is a seat and I have to go, I let er rip.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:06 pm to TrueTiger
Does that translate in English to shite break?
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:07 pm to TrueTiger
A nice walk through a lumber yard normally gets things moving.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:10 pm to TrueTiger
Nope, woe unto the poor SOB that's in the blast area.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:12 pm to TrueTiger
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:14 pm to wareaglepete
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Does that translate in English to shite break?
Basically “home shitter” no?
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:14 pm to TrueTiger
I used to be a plant contract worker. I can shite anywhere if I need to shite.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:24 pm to TrueTiger
German compound words for something very very specific are undefeated
I like Backpfeifengesicht
Which means “a face that is very punchable”
I like Backpfeifengesicht
Which means “a face that is very punchable”
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:26 pm to TrueTiger
Never could understand this...
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:26 pm to wareaglepete
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:28 pm to TrueTiger
This dude on my floor must have bad stomach issues b/c he is always dropping the kids off when I go to take a leak. Everytime I come in and he's in there, he gets super quiet and I'm sitting there laughing out loud. One time he even picked up his feet 
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:34 pm to TrueTiger
I can shite anywhere, I choose to avoiding shitting anywhere but home if possible. It's just so much more enjoyable
I'm regular as hell. Wake up, coffee and ZYN, shite, go to work. Once a day.
I'm regular as hell. Wake up, coffee and ZYN, shite, go to work. Once a day.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:34 pm to TrueTiger
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Poo anxiety, bashful bowels, shy bowel syndrome
At a certain point the urgency of the situation outweighs all this nonsense and you'll shite in the middle of a Publix produce section if you have to.
The misters in the cool section make for a decent makeshift bidet, even if a little cold for my liking.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:35 pm to TrueTiger
I got number 2 problems but heimscheisser ain't one.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:38 pm to TrueTiger
I know a guy that for some reason wherever he goes, including peoples houses, he will take a shite. Usually right when he gets there. It’s so strange.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:42 pm to TrueTiger
When you gotta go, you gotta go. No matter where you are.
Just this weekend I took a dump on an uninhabited barrier island (I bring a roll of camping toilet paper on the boat just in case of such emergencies).
Felt much better afterwards.
Just this weekend I took a dump on an uninhabited barrier island (I bring a roll of camping toilet paper on the boat just in case of such emergencies).
Felt much better afterwards.
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