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Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72870 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:44 pm to
I much prefer to shite over the side. Less bugs, and you get to giggle at watching your trail of work float off behind the boat
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
11149 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:46 pm to
I'm glad I don't know that guy.

I don't need him coming blow my terlit up.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
22299 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

I know a guy that for some reason wherever he goes, including peoples houses, he will take a shite. Usually right when he gets there. It’s so strange.



I didn't know you knew my 7 year old.

Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21219 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

I'm glad I don't know that guy.


How do you know that?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106112 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:49 pm to
Just the opposite. The urge always hits when I'm somewhere inconvenient.
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 1:04 pm
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
24069 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:51 pm to
Never heard the German term. But I have heard of shameful vs shameless shitters.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15399 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:52 pm to
Not quite that bad but I have a VERY STRONG preference for being at home. Work is not a big deal. But I find the thought of sitting on a public toilet repulsive. I know how disgusting humans are when they are in the open view of others - just look at the lavatory area of public bathrooms. I shudder to think what they are doing in the privacy of those stalls.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15399 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

I'm regular as hell. Wake up, coffee and ZYN, shite, go to work. Once a day.


Literally the most enjoyable part of my daily routine.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21219 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

didn't know you knew my 7 year old.


Chris Hansen?
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
3173 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:23 pm to





Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24367 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:26 pm to

When I was young, yes.

4 years at a public high school and never dropped a deuce there.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
2430 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Not quite that bad but I have a VERY STRONG preference for being at home. Work is not a big deal. But I find the thought of sitting on a public toilet repulsive. I know how disgusting humans are when they are in the open view of others - just look at the lavatory area of public bathrooms. I shudder to think what they are doing in the privacy of those stalls


Have gone at work a time or two if absolutely necessary but can wait for home 99.999% of the time. work is in a small office and gets cleaned every night but still.....
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16153 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:48 pm to
You're a gaping vagina
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
7957 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:50 pm to
I don’t care for using public toilets to poop but sometimes you gotta go and there’s no waiting to get home. Hopefully there’s a Buc-ees nearby.
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
58373 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:51 pm to
Can definitely poo in public but prefer home.. especially since we gotta bidet



Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10851 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:52 pm to
Gesundheit
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9558 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:52 pm to
Recently was meeting a friend at a trailhead to hike. Had to go bad. I just pulled off the National forest road into a camp site and shite in the weeds. Wiped with some McDonald’s napkins. This way I didn’t have to shite on the hike.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
88029 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

the best bathrooms to blow up are hotels lobbies.
And one step better is if the hotel has a conference area. Those are larger and often tucked out of the way where most don't even know it's there.
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9512 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:57 pm to
I try to shite before I leave the house every day, especially if I am hunting or fishing. I have been forced to shite in the woods, most recently while hiking. Worst time was at an airport in a long line of stalls where explosive shitting occurred. I know the people around me were laughing.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56629 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 2:09 pm to
Sometimes I have to at work
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