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re: Are you a heimscheisser?

Posted on 8/24/26 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
69275 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Recently was meeting a friend at a trailhead to hike. Had to go bad. I just pulled off the National forest road into a camp site and shite in the weeds. Wiped with some McDonald’s napkins. This way I didn’t have to shite on the hike.
Did you at least dig a hole and cover it or did you go Mexican style?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7675 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
8180 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
8228 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 2:26 pm to

Join the military and you too will learn to be able to drop a mortar round anywhere.

Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
75087 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 2:46 pm to
Absolutely.


I was taught growing up that it is outright rude to defecate in public restrooms unless an emergency.

It’s low class and it’s unsanitary,

It’s all extremely inconsiderate of others and establishment staff
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 2:47 pm
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21851 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 2:55 pm to
This is not a thing in India.
Posted by delta_zulu
Middle TN
Member since Jul 2021
781 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 3:06 pm to
No bidet at work
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4726 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 3:12 pm to
So, some Germans are pedantic and anal retentive?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135343 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 3:14 pm to
Nein. And I'm not a sitzpinkler either
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
11269 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

How do you know that?


How do I know that?

Because I think I'd probably remember someone


quote:

that for some reason wherever he goes, including peoples houses, he will take a shite. Usually right when he gets there.



Wouldn't you say?
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3927 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 5:16 pm to
My throne is my preferred throne, but when you gotta go, you gotta go. Going at Walmart is better than shitting your pants.
Posted by Duckhammer_77
Republic of Tensas
Member since Nov 2016
3107 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:13 pm to
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On road trips, the best bathrooms to blow up are hotels lobbies
also hospitals...all my road shits are almost exclusively at hospitals now
Look for the blue/white H on the exit sign. VERY clean lobby restrooms.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
16568 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:24 pm to
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(Assuming no Buc-ee's within 100 miles of course)


You can hold a shite in for 100 miles? Assuming it’s bad enough to where you feel like you need to stop.
Posted by cubsfinger
On The Road
Member since Mar 2017
1952 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

I used to be a plant contract worker. I can shite anywhere if I need to shite.

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