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reverendotis
| Favorite team: | LSU |
| Location: | the jawbone of an ass |
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| Registered on: | 11/30/2007 |
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re: “No one is defending Maduro”
Posted by reverendotis on 1/5/26 at 12:46 am to OU Guy
I am 1000% certain, having priced and purchased large format banners and poster sized prints for sporting events many, many times, that your twitter clip contained images of between $5-10,000 of signage. I'd allow another $3-5,000 in what appear to be brand new flags (mostly all crisp and clean looking).
That's easily north of 12 grand in mostly non-reusable merchandise passing in front of the camera at this one rinky-dink protest. It would interest me to see the supply chain and payment system for all this crap get uncovered.
That's easily north of 12 grand in mostly non-reusable merchandise passing in front of the camera at this one rinky-dink protest. It would interest me to see the supply chain and payment system for all this crap get uncovered.
re: Let’s say, hypothetically, you killed a guy 30 years ago.
Posted by reverendotis on 1/3/26 at 1:02 am to Slippy
The only righteous and proper end to such a tale is to fashion your bulldozer into a makeshift tank and settle whatever scores you have left.
Leave a note with whatever you want to confess to and enter Valhalla hard and clean.
Leave a note with whatever you want to confess to and enter Valhalla hard and clean.
re: Is selling unhealthy fast food morally different than selling cigarettes?
Posted by reverendotis on 1/3/26 at 12:13 am to CollegeFBRules
I've never heard a more monstrously concieved statement spoken on this website, Political Talk included.
Terrible and regressive logic.
Terrible and regressive logic.
re: Somali daycare claims someone broke in and only stole employee and child records..
Posted by reverendotis on 12/31/25 at 7:49 pm to Cell of Awareness
I vaguely remember a bag man for the Democrat party in Iberia Parish decades ago getting halfway busted and then, out of nowhere...
The unlit metal building wirh dirt floors where he kept all his records - taxes and such - burned to the ground in an overnight fire. :lol:
Thankfully nobody was injured, paperwork was a total loss.
The unlit metal building wirh dirt floors where he kept all his records - taxes and such - burned to the ground in an overnight fire. :lol:
Thankfully nobody was injured, paperwork was a total loss.
re: Are all HR departments out there complete dog shite?
Posted by reverendotis on 12/27/25 at 12:37 am to SuperSaint
I'm not joking. We have zero (0) HR department, never have.
re: Are all HR departments out there complete dog shite?
Posted by reverendotis on 12/27/25 at 12:26 am to cbree88
We have 300+ employees on site, total company around 1200 give or take.
We do not have and do not need an HR department.
We do not have and do not need an HR department.
re: Where to live: Southeast US
Posted by reverendotis on 12/15/25 at 10:06 pm to lsuboi91
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New Iberia. On the coast, great fishing and barbers.
All true OP.
Don't forget to use the correct terminology as well. Instead of "Good afternoon, I'd like a haircut" you say " What's up tee? Need to line me up clean, gotta look sharp, sharp" in order to get it done correctly. They'll take it from there.
Ouchita Parish's run
Posted by reverendotis on 12/13/25 at 10:30 pm
I admit I have only a basic interest in HS ball and I will check the brackets during the playoffs to see won what.
I read some of the LHSAA thread but there has to be more to it. Did they have to forfeit some games like Acadiana did a while back and got a lowball seed because of it?
If not, major upsets by narrow wins over the #6, #3, #2 & #1 seeds on the way to a title is damn outstanding! That must be unprecedented.
I read some of the LHSAA thread but there has to be more to it. Did they have to forfeit some games like Acadiana did a while back and got a lowball seed because of it?
If not, major upsets by narrow wins over the #6, #3, #2 & #1 seeds on the way to a title is damn outstanding! That must be unprecedented.
re: Anyone have a glass eye or have intimate knowledge of someone who does?
Posted by reverendotis on 12/13/25 at 12:23 am to Turnblad85
A salesman named Clive who worked for the old Ewart chain company out of England used to call on us many years ago. Clive was a funny bastard and his right eye was glass.
While discussing Clive's antics with someone he used to travel with he told me one of my favorite work related stories ever.
They were calling on a major project site in the mid 80's - Komati in Sudan - in truly the absolute middle of nowhere. They were in a hotel (think old western tv show type hotel) which had a bar and a single snooker pool table downstairs.
They were sitting there drinking and one of them noticed some of the locals playing pool had taken an interest in them which he surmised wasn't good. He quietly started warning them that they were being watched and maybe it was time to go.
Clive, already loaded, stood up and exclaimed "What, these frickers here?" and pointed to the guys playing pool. He strode over and said "Don't you worry, I'll keep an eye on them."
At which point, Clive popped his eye out and set it down on the pool table.
When that white man pulled his eye out of his head, those poor natives hauled arse and never looked back. Everybody in the place ran, even the bartender. :lol:
Clive laughed, washed his eye off in his glass, put it back in his head and finished his drink.
While discussing Clive's antics with someone he used to travel with he told me one of my favorite work related stories ever.
They were calling on a major project site in the mid 80's - Komati in Sudan - in truly the absolute middle of nowhere. They were in a hotel (think old western tv show type hotel) which had a bar and a single snooker pool table downstairs.
They were sitting there drinking and one of them noticed some of the locals playing pool had taken an interest in them which he surmised wasn't good. He quietly started warning them that they were being watched and maybe it was time to go.
Clive, already loaded, stood up and exclaimed "What, these frickers here?" and pointed to the guys playing pool. He strode over and said "Don't you worry, I'll keep an eye on them."
At which point, Clive popped his eye out and set it down on the pool table.
When that white man pulled his eye out of his head, those poor natives hauled arse and never looked back. Everybody in the place ran, even the bartender. :lol:
Clive laughed, washed his eye off in his glass, put it back in his head and finished his drink.
re: In less than one year, Voyager 1 will be one light-day from Earth.
Posted by reverendotis on 12/11/25 at 1:11 am to HubbaBubba
I understand the dispersion of the return signal is so great and the magnitude so weak that it is harvested from radio telescopes all over Earth's surface then reassembled.
Consider the reverse, the Earth origin commands sent to it 13 billion miles away must be very, very, very well aimed to be received on the craft's relatively tiny receiver.
Consider the reverse, the Earth origin commands sent to it 13 billion miles away must be very, very, very well aimed to be received on the craft's relatively tiny receiver.
re: In less than one year, Voyager 1 will be one light-day from Earth.
Posted by reverendotis on 12/10/25 at 11:21 pm to Spankum
One of the best statistics isn't a superlative (farthest, fastest, oldest, etc) it is how slow it communicates, 160 bits per second.
An engineering monument to using your available bandwidth efficiently.
An engineering monument to using your available bandwidth efficiently.
In less than one year, Voyager 1 will be one light-day from Earth.
Posted by reverendotis on 12/10/25 at 10:56 pm
Cruising along at 11 miles per second, it will be roughly 13 billion miles from Earth next November. Its trajectory has remained basically unchanged since whipping around Saturn in the 1980s.
Plutonium fuel source will be exhausted below the point of worthwhile function some time in the 2030s. After that, it more or less freezes up, unable to keep its antennas pointed toward Earth. It will keep going forever on the same line unless it smacks into something or gets pulled by something's gravity.
The Voyager program remains far and away one of not just NASA's but humanity's greatest ventures.
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All of mankind's exploits - even warfare - are trivial compared to exploration. If people throughout all time had simply stayed put, fricking one another and sometimes fighting against their neighbors there would be very little history to record.
We've been content to sit on our asses in low Earth orbit for decades.
Plutonium fuel source will be exhausted below the point of worthwhile function some time in the 2030s. After that, it more or less freezes up, unable to keep its antennas pointed toward Earth. It will keep going forever on the same line unless it smacks into something or gets pulled by something's gravity.
The Voyager program remains far and away one of not just NASA's but humanity's greatest ventures.
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All of mankind's exploits - even warfare - are trivial compared to exploration. If people throughout all time had simply stayed put, fricking one another and sometimes fighting against their neighbors there would be very little history to record.
We've been content to sit on our asses in low Earth orbit for decades.
re: Why does Hollywood have to push gay agenda in every show/movie?
Posted by reverendotis on 12/6/25 at 12:33 am to StickyFingers
Yeah, I know that now and I knew that then. Anybody that ever dealt with the left or saw it operate knew it. Ray Charles could see this one coming.
re: Why does Hollywood have to push gay agenda in every show/movie?
Posted by reverendotis on 12/6/25 at 12:28 am to SEC Doctor
Hell, remember when Bosom Buddies and Klinger on MASH were presented as farces in their respective shows and everyone immediately realized this and that the ridiculousness of their situtation was meant to be laughed at.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
re: Why does Hollywood have to push gay agenda in every show/movie?
Posted by reverendotis on 12/6/25 at 12:19 am to SEC Doctor
Logically...
Two harmless gay men quietly getting married, living together peacefully in a nice neighborhood and keeping their lawn neatly mowed.
Your twelve year old daughter sharing a locker room with a clinically insane male with his pecker hanging out after he finished 6 minutes ahead of her at a cross country meet.
Your three year old son watching Sesame Street featuring a gang of singing, dancing transvestites.
Are all really the exact same thing. :lol:
Two harmless gay men quietly getting married, living together peacefully in a nice neighborhood and keeping their lawn neatly mowed.
Your twelve year old daughter sharing a locker room with a clinically insane male with his pecker hanging out after he finished 6 minutes ahead of her at a cross country meet.
Your three year old son watching Sesame Street featuring a gang of singing, dancing transvestites.
Are all really the exact same thing. :lol:
re: Its time, end dual citizenship.
Posted by reverendotis on 12/5/25 at 1:57 am to Kenna City Solja
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This thread is an excellent reminder that our side of the aisle has its fair share of lunatics as well
Yes it is.
I would sub out "borderline retards" for "lunatics" but I agree in general.
re: What's the messiest/scariest breakup you've ever had ?
Posted by reverendotis on 11/30/25 at 10:34 pm to All Hat
In the early '90s I witnessed someone I used to work with break up over the phone with a deaf girl that he was dating.
All their calls were assisted where he talked to the operator, the operator typed what he said and it showed up on a screen at her house. She then typed her reply which was read to him by the operator.
After he said what he wanted to say, he had to use the words "go ahead" to let the operator know he was ready for them to transmit. They could not paraphrase, they type exactly what you say, verbatim.
"Alright, fine you fricking count, I'm through with this shite. You're fricking crazy anyway." .... "Go ahead" :lol:
All their calls were assisted where he talked to the operator, the operator typed what he said and it showed up on a screen at her house. She then typed her reply which was read to him by the operator.
After he said what he wanted to say, he had to use the words "go ahead" to let the operator know he was ready for them to transmit. They could not paraphrase, they type exactly what you say, verbatim.
"Alright, fine you fricking count, I'm through with this shite. You're fricking crazy anyway." .... "Go ahead" :lol:
re: Good luck to you, but, we don't need you anymore.
Posted by reverendotis on 11/27/25 at 8:12 pm to RiverCityTider
Every single resource required for your survival and comfort is provided for you and delivered to you by the people your asinine narritive dismisses.
You are worthless and weak. One ounce of my stool contains more excellence, virtue and righteousness than every bone in your body. Enjoy the rest of your meaningless life.
You are worthless and weak. One ounce of my stool contains more excellence, virtue and righteousness than every bone in your body. Enjoy the rest of your meaningless life.
re: if you had the chance, would you have looked at a naked Wilford Brimley?
Posted by reverendotis on 11/26/25 at 11:27 pm to OWLFAN86
George Carlin bit from one of his routines was - he had a friend who always concluded somebody had stole whatever he was looking for, not that he had lost or misplaced it and it was always something nobody would ever, ever want much less steal to get.
One of Carlin's examples was "you'll never believe...some sonofabitch STOLE my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine."
One of Carlin's examples was "you'll never believe...some sonofabitch STOLE my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine."
re: I shouldn’t (or maybe I should) drink and on line gamble!!!
Posted by reverendotis on 11/25/25 at 10:27 pm to theantiquetiger
Figure out a way to offload some of the crap you buy at yard sales to other people who have recently won on sports betting and complete the circle.
re: Who is the meanest or scariest person you've met?
Posted by reverendotis on 11/25/25 at 10:23 pm to Rex Feral
I'll only give his first name - Maarten. I worked with him for a few years in the mid '90s and he was an older guy then so I presume he is likely deceased by now or close to it.
He was Rhodesian and served as a member of the Selous Scouts during Rhodesia's Bush War following their declaration of independence. Their fight was vs Mugabe's ZANLA which was a proxy for fellow communist Russia, Cuba and China who provided arms and training.
Had we, the UK or Australia supported the Rhodesians, they would have won easily despite being outnumbered over 10:1.
Google Selous Scouts and Rhodesian Bush War if you aren't familiar. He first person and freely admitted to me some absolutely terrible things he (they) did to other people - war crimes type stuff.

He was Rhodesian and served as a member of the Selous Scouts during Rhodesia's Bush War following their declaration of independence. Their fight was vs Mugabe's ZANLA which was a proxy for fellow communist Russia, Cuba and China who provided arms and training.
Had we, the UK or Australia supported the Rhodesians, they would have won easily despite being outnumbered over 10:1.
Google Selous Scouts and Rhodesian Bush War if you aren't familiar. He first person and freely admitted to me some absolutely terrible things he (they) did to other people - war crimes type stuff.

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