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re: An elite runner pooped down her leg 7 miles into a marathon but kept going until the end

Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16558 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:08 pm to
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pants-less, shoe-less, and wrapped in foil blankets.



Awwww, like a stinky little ho burrito.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10323 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:09 pm to
Wasn't to good for those running behind her...lots of slippery situations.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167211 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:10 pm to
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lots of slippery situations.




Like dropping banana peels in Mario Kart
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38488 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:11 pm to
At least she got it out the way early on. The only time I seem to hear or see about marathons it involves people shitting down their legs.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119098 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:11 pm to
How do you not remember to go to the bathroom before the race starts?
Posted by raceboy
Member since Feb 2011
2105 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:15 pm to
Marathon runners must not eat corn before a race
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29268 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:16 pm to
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I can get it when you're racing hard but the dude even stuck around for like ten minutes after the race bullshiteting with people smiling like a rotten port o let.


This is some elite Facebook level attention whoring… to stand covered in your own shite so randoms can tell you “ way to go pal.. good race !” Instead of leaving and cleaning hour old shite off of yourself up.

Good lord.
This post was edited on 12/19/21 at 5:16 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69066 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:16 pm to
Sounds like she and many others got food poisoning according to article.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16558 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:18 pm to
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Wasn't to good for those running behind her...lots of slippery situations.


They were probably thinking they had stepped on a turd when they got a whiff.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25436 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:18 pm to
That will make an interesting sticker for the back of her crossover SUV
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9639 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:20 pm to
Sometimes when you start running things get loosened up a bit, if you know what I mean. I have had to take a dump behind a tree a few times when I was out on a jog.
Posted by Smokedawg
Finding Lennay Kekua
Member since Dec 2008
5406 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:20 pm to
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Her mother was a mudder
Bravo!!! Such an underrated post
Posted by ShakeandBake
Member since Aug 2019
1161 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:22 pm to
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Boudreaux’s Butt Paste


GOAT
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:24 pm to
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Onwards and upwards


LOL OK Costanza
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29994 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:25 pm to
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The aftermath involved walking to the hotel pants-less, shoe-less, and wrapped in foil blankets.


why? literally why?

she ran covered in her shite for longer then it ever took her to walk to her hotel after so why bother with the attention seeking foil outfit at all, just go to your hotel and shower after, why bother stripping and donning the foil getup unless you were just doing it to get the wanted attention
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15285 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:27 pm to
I can understand peeing on myself. This might be tmi, but I have peed on myself twice playing football. Nobody will really notice either, your pants are already drenched in sweat. So it's not that big of a deal. Especially when your team can't afford to have you miss plays.

On the other hand, poop is a totally different story. There's no way I could poop on myself and continue playing. I'm a competitor, but I would honestly rather lose than have poop all down my leg.
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82364 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:27 pm to
That shite is not worth it
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54207 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:34 pm to
According to the pics posted she did more than just poop. she had a major blowout.
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20893 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:43 pm to
Now that’s what I call dedication and commitment
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42559 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:45 pm to
Just people trying to be the best at exercising
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