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An elite runner pooped down her leg 7 miles into a marathon but kept going until the end
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:43 pm
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Addi Zerrenner pooped herself early in a marathon, keeping an sub-6-minute-mile pace for 21 miles.
The aftermath involved walking to the hotel pants-less, shoe-less, and wrapped in foil blankets.
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Pic on her Instagram
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When I say I left it all out on on the course today, I MEAN it??I was on pace for a nice PB, but sometimes shite happens (literally)! So grateful to finish with the support of my coach, team, and family. Onwards and upwards from here???????
#blessed #shithappens
This post was edited on 12/19/21 at 4:45 pm
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Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:44 pm to stout
I can’t imagine how chafed her arse.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:46 pm to stout
Legit WYHI
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:46 pm to stout
What a shitty situation
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:46 pm to stout
Very common for this to happen in longer road races.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:46 pm to stout
That… is gross.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:48 pm to stout
She's sicker than me and I'm pretty fricking sick. How do you not just stop for 5 seconds and wipe that shite (literally) off
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:48 pm to stout
Play through the pain
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:49 pm to stout
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Addi Zerrenner pooped herself early in a marathon, keeping an sub-6-minute-mile pace for 21 miles.
She’s gonna need a gallon of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste cause that arse has to be raw.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:51 pm to little billy
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How do you not just stop for 5 seconds and wipe that shite (literally) off
If she was running sub-6 for 21 miles into the race, then she was either trying to win or trying to qualify for Olympic Trials or such. At that level of racing competition, you’re not going to “just stop for 5 seconds”.
This post was edited on 12/20/21 at 11:13 am
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:52 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:53 pm to stout
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:53 pm to stout
Up shite creek with a leg for a paddle.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:54 pm to Tuscaloosa
all that runny shite got into her shoes and socks and between her toes
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:54 pm to stout
Maybe she can get sponsored by depends.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:54 pm to sawtooth
Her mother was a mudder
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:56 pm to stout
Runner’s body, Cabbage Patch Doll’s face.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:01 pm to stout
Can you imagine a football player doing that?
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:03 pm to Tuscaloosa
It made a pretty cool design around her shin. Looks like pinstriping
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:06 pm to stout
In all my years of racing I only saw this in person once, Ironman Florida, 2010. The run was a two loop run course and I got passed by a guy who looked exactly the same way...shite all down his legs. The thing is, I could smell him coming. I was probably about mile 8 of the run he was probably about mile 21 or so and he was going hard (likely pushing for a spot in the world championships - which he got by winning his age group) and I can get it when you're racing hard but the dude even stuck around for like ten minutes after the race bullshitting with people smiling like a rotten port o let.
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