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re: An elite runner pooped down her leg 7 miles into a marathon but kept going until the end
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:46 pm to LSUBogeyMan
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:46 pm to LSUBogeyMan
No way she’s walking right now.
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Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:51 pm to stout
I was once a college track coach and I can tell you that I witnessed a couple of 5k or 10K runners(both women) pooped themselves on the track and finished. One was a good runner @ Wake Forest(Ithink...the meet was there)
What is worse is the bathrooms before the meets. The men's was a whole of shits going on and dirty and stinky as hell. I guess the women's would be too, but given what I witnessed, I guess the women don't finish before the race.
What is worse is the bathrooms before the meets. The men's was a whole of shits going on and dirty and stinky as hell. I guess the women's would be too, but given what I witnessed, I guess the women don't finish before the race.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:56 pm to stout
I ran cross country when I was younger. No way I cared enough to shite myself mid race just to finish 
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:59 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:03 pm to stout
That is really awesome that she finished and didn’t allow a little poo on her leg to ruin it for her. I’d be very proud if she were my daughter.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:12 pm to waiting4saturday
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Can you imagine a football player doing that?
Ask Jamal Adams about it
This post was edited on 12/19/21 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:22 pm to little billy
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She's sicker than me and I'm pretty fricking sick. How do you not just stop for 5 seconds and wipe that shite (literally) off
Especially when there are porta potties all along the route.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:25 pm to LSUfan4444
frick all that. You ain't gotta be nasty
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:25 pm to stout
Couldn't do it. I ran the BR 5k with my company once and almost shite myself somewhere around the 4k mark. Penguin walked the rest of the race and straight to the portopotty. Had a decent time going too.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:33 pm to waiting4saturday
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Can you imagine a football player doing that?
Dave Lafary, a tackle for the Saints did it with less than 2 minutes left in a game against the Bengals in 1978. Archie Manning ran every play off his side (no Bengal wanted to get near him) on the way to a game-winning FG.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:34 pm to stout
Normalize pooping while running down the street ? ???????
On second thought, let’s not .
On second thought, let’s not .
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:35 pm to LegendInMyMind
That's not the line. Forrest says "it happens" and the guy says "what.. shite?"
Gif/meme accuracy is a life crusade.
Gif/meme accuracy is a life crusade.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:36 pm to The Boat
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Gif/meme accuracy is a life crusade.
I know, but I'm going to allow this one because the bumper sticker ultimately ended up being "shite happens".
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:39 pm to stout
I've come damn close on the way back to the office from lunch.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:39 pm to stout
I remember in the the late 70's my mom and I were watching the wide world of sports. They were airing a triathlon and they had the camera on this one guy.. He ran off the road and pulled his shorts down and sprayed his guts all over the place. I just remember screaming "he's taking a shite"..
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:40 pm to stout
IWHI, still, though.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:40 pm to LegendInMyMind
Finally a legit WYHI?
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:41 pm to stout
I can see the signs and Nike endorsement now "Stop Stigmatizing Public Defecation."
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:41 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
If she had food poisoning it’s pretty darned impressive that she was able to run that distance at that pace.
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