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Alabama Department of Education deems many classic P.E. games to be "inappropriate"

Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:24 am
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51941 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:24 am
ETA: Turns our the Alabama Dept. of Education did not send this letter out.

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When this is happening in Alabama, you know things aren't looking good.

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Kids are never going to learn to deal with adversity, losing, etc. I guess kids can just walk around the track at P.E. now.
This post was edited on 8/30/18 at 5:22 pm
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:25 am to
Mississippi and Louisiana quickly follow their fat state friends.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:25 am to
quote:

Yoga
The first activity on the list is yoga. In 1993, Alabama lawmakers passed a law prohibiting the teaching of yoga in schools, citing a connection between the practice and Hindu religious training. In 2006, then Superintendent Dr. Joseph Morton sent a letter to school saying yoga was not to be offered during regular school hours or after school hours to students on any public school campus in Alabama.


Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37909 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:26 am to
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Tag, kickball, Red Rover, musical chairs...deemed 'inappropriate'
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3838 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:26 am to
Kickball?
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:27 am to
Our public school system is a joke and not a funny one either
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61773 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Tag, kickball, Red Rover, musical chairs...deemed 'inappropriate'


Holy shite! I kind of expected to see something about not allowing smear the queer, but this is pretty stupid.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16364 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:28 am to
quote:

The first activity on the list is yoga. In 1993, Alabama lawmakers passed a law prohibiting the teaching of yoga in schools, citing a connection between the practice and Hindu religious training. In 2006, then Superintendent Dr. Joseph Morton sent a letter to school saying yoga was not to be offered during regular school hours or after school hours to students on any public school campus in Alabama.

That's a good thing because Hinduism could take hold in Alabama and spread like kudzu.
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Hammond
Member since Feb 2013
10172 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Kids are never going to learn to deal with adversity, losing


Prime example this past weekend..Don't let your kids beat you for fun..Let them learn to win/lose and get better..Losing is ok and will only help you in the long run
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80798 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:28 am to
Public school problems.
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
32372 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:29 am to
and the pussification of our youth continues

in Alabama
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23556 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:29 am to
Tag? Kickball? Simon says? Definitely written by a sjw
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3879 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Yoga


Yoga is currently taught in HSV city schools
Posted by just1dawg
Virginia
Member since Dec 2011
1495 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:32 am to
Dodgeball day was always the BEST day in PE.

The last recommendation really makes me laugh:

quote:

No shirts vs. skins

The practice of dividing boys' teams into shirts - who leave their shirts on - vs. skins - who remove their shirts - is "inappropriate."

"Not only does this suggest the large-sided games we are trying to avoid but the prospect of going shirtless is absolutely horrifying for those students who have low self esteem and poor body images."


Given how chubby so many of today's kids are, it's probably for the best.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:32 am to
No emphasis on fun allowed? God forbid the kids do something they fricking enjoy.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75864 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:32 am to
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:37 am to
I actually agree on their reasoning for some of these

Duck, duck, goose: Fat kids just sit around until they are picked, then run a short distance

Kickball: Unless you are running after the ball or just kicked it, there is 0 activity. Keeping fat kids fat

Musical chairs: The fat, slow kids get out first, thus remaining fat and slow

Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62094 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Red Rover


Nothing like sprinting across to break through two weak girls only to have them drop their hands to nut level at the last second.
Posted by Flanders
Member since May 2008
9964 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:37 am to
My fiancée is a physical education teacher here in Alabama. I just sent her this article. I would think this had to be an April Fools joke that was posted prematurely. Seriously, wtf?
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41807 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Tag, kickball, Red Rover, musical chairs...deemed 'inappropriate'


This is bad. I can understand not playing red rover from a liability standpoint. Growing up we had a ton of kids break arms or pull them out of the socket playing that game. We dealt with it because we weren't pussies, but from a liability standpoint I can understand not allowing that game.

The rest is just absurd. We are just training our kids to not be competitive.
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