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re: A woman asks, “How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?”

Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:37 pm to
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9372 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:37 pm to
Girl I knew used to tell me her boyfriend would say in The Emperor from SW voice: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station! when he blew a load.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Any advice?

Film it and upload it to XVideos
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8685 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had


Proof that no matter what you do you'll never please a bitch
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7932 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:42 pm to
That took the fun out of it for me.
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2699 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but


So why TF is she complaining about?
Still cannot satisfy that woman, faak!
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:47 pm to
Tell him to stop or he won’t get the v. This woman must be dumb.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had


yet she is bitching about it

just proof that its impossible for women to ever be happy
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102725 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had


And yet the woman still has to complain
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30261 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:49 pm to
Thank you
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De goblin girl from da mystery world
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
She's black 'n' green
'Cause it's Halloween
Raggedy black
Is the way she dress
Little green shoes
'N' her hair's a mess
On Halloween night
At de costume ball
She's a goblin girl
She can gobble it all
She's a goblin
A goblin girl
She's a goblin
A goblin girl
I been hobblin'
'Cause of the goblin
Goblin girl, goblin girl
Some girls like to dress like a witch
Some girls like to dress like a queen
Best way a girl can dress for me
Is in a goblin suit (they look so cute)
When she's a goblin
There ain't a problin
When she's a goblin
I start a-wobblin'
Pink all over
Some is tan
Goblin girls from every land
They look good from any which-a-way
Every Halloween
You can hear me say:
"Goblin girl, take it away"
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De goblin girl from da mystery world
De goblin girl from da mystery world
De goblin girl from da mystery world
De Goblin Girl from da mystery world
This post was edited on 7/13/22 at 4:52 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150361 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:52 pm to
Didn’t know my wife was writing to Dear Abby
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:53 pm to
That totally happened.
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
4146 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Just tell him not to say the dumb shite before and after, and stick to the in between lol


Maybe he needs the power up like an anime fight.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150142 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:55 pm to
What the frick
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25066 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

Tell him to stop or he won’t get the v. This woman must be dumb.



she can’t deny the goblin. She wants and needs the goblin. She doesn’t need advice, just more goblin.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150142 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:56 pm to
Things trending on that site

I got really horny and accidentally ejaculated into my grandma’s panties, will she get pregnant?
quote:

Yesterday I went to my grandma’s house for dinner and for some reason I got really horny when she hugged me with her big arse titties all over my face. I told my grandma I needed to go to the washroom and immediately starting rubbing one out. In my extreme state of horniness, I saw some panties hanging and without thinking, I started sniffing and continued beating my meat. Just as I was about to cum, I accidentally placed the panties near my penis and I ejaculated all over it, and in my state of panic, i didn’t even wash the panties. If my grandma wears those panties, will she get pregnant? I’m really scared
This post was edited on 7/13/22 at 4:58 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41012 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:58 pm to
He's nicknamed his junk "Orcrist".
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:03 pm to
Damn. I want to see grandma’s big arse titties now.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex

Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1935 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:31 pm to
Meth maybe??
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33509 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:38 pm to


10/10 for the thread title

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