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re: A woman asks, “How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?”

Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:42 pm to
Posted by DontThreadOnMe
Member since Jul 2022
364 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Just tell him not to say the dumb shite before and after


One does not simply activate Goblin Mode silently.
Posted by BigWillyMetry
Member since Dec 2021
1548 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 6:03 pm to
What’s with all the goblin talk lately on here lol
Posted by BigWillyMetry
Member since Dec 2021
1548 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 6:05 pm to
In this place, do they have conjugaL visits?

-Samir
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18663 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 8:15 pm to
Moral of the story-

A woman has great sex and still complains
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2159 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’


ZUG-ZUG!!!

Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34598 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.

Holy shite!
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1012 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 8:58 pm to
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27585 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

maybe stfu


This. The woman admits to have the best, wildest, most experimental sex of her life and still finds a way to publicly bitch about it.

Just
Shut
The
frick
Up
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18755 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 9:05 pm to
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8175 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?


Stop having sex with him. Dude will stop. Pretty simple answer.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63322 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

‘Goblin Mode activated’


Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77976 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 9:07 pm to
I just want to know how OP found this article.
This post was edited on 7/13/22 at 9:07 pm
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6505 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 9:09 pm to
This sounds like a really fricked up episode of Bluey.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59650 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 9:09 pm to
How many of yall gonna do this next chance?

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