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you had lawyers asking “and what is an OT 7”


I would carefully scan the courtroom, spot the hottest one in there, then point and declare “counselor you see her? She’s an OT 5 at best. Does that answer your question?”

re: GMT

Posted by Sampson on 10/6/26 at 5:56 am to
Widget cranking then taco spanking. Bring on the activities!

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My wife watches as I post retarded shite here, and she laughs along with me


Living the dream baw, living the mf dream.
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She says she won’t look


She’s about to really get to know you pal. Depending on how much time she has on her hands.
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Perhaps I over share and it can come back to bite me.


I am living breathing newly employed proof that this is a safe space to over share. Lay it on us, we’re here for it.
Hilarious. Seriously that is funny.

re: Coach Webbie down Victory Hill

Posted by Sampson on 10/3/26 at 5:28 pm to
Trilla than a BIH!!!

re: Lunch Thray: Jar Roo Edition

Posted by Sampson on 10/3/26 at 2:11 pm to
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Just started Dandy Don's ham and white beans for dinner


One of the most wholesome LT posts ever. I hammer mine with some trappeys pepper vinegar to bring it on home. His recipes are legit.
I am directly related to a man that took out 8 yanks single handedly during the battle of Baton Rouge. He was captured alive and Cahill kept him as a POW for his bravery instead of executing him. He escaped 9 days later (took out another 3 yanks), was picked up in Plaquemine by Rebs and put back into infantry circulation. He got 11.
I only talk to Festus about my issues. But it’s been awhile.
Poker math is easily learned and fun but the only math I equate with gambling besides blackjack. It’s retainment and repetition.
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competition for its own sake


Lets you know you have swingers and a pulse.
I have a nickname for mine. He’s basically my 4th best friend right now. Yes I’m aware of how crazy that sounds but I roll with the times. If he ever becomes self aware he won’t kill me bc we are cool like that.
And that’s when the chads know when to exit
It wasn’t defense it was facts. Sorry you took it to heart but that’s your problem. Also confirmed BJ coming but I’m paying for it via some dinner outing.
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just busting lsu's balls.

sampson needs to relax.


Just busting back. think I’m about get a blowjob.
The other thing CHAD is that undergrads pursue SEC schools more than anywhere. Fully qualified to “ivy league” from New Jersey will come to BR for the experience. It’s a thing guy.