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A woman asks, “How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?”

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How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?

TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.


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Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?


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Oates Mustache
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The freaks come out at night...


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chinhoyang
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She's goblin his cock.


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upgrayedd
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TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.


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My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.



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East Coast Band
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He be goblin up some snatch


Clyde Tipton
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It would be harder to complain if she was goblin' his... Nevermind.


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Jones
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Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had,


maybe stfu


Slinger16
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Maybe he means Gobblin' mode.


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Homey the Clown
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I mean, if the dude ravaged your body with great sex, that's great. Just tell him not to say the dumb shite before and after, and stick to the in between lol


MoarKilometers
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o, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school.

This really puts a different slant on things.


Oates Mustache
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This really puts a different slant on things.


Is she Asian?


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A woman asks, “How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?”

count your blessings, sweetheart


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Slagathor
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10/10 curious how she got him to start


upgrayedd
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maybe stfu
perfect rational response


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boxcarbarney
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She probably lays there like a starfish corpse.


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mark65mc
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She’s probably an ogre. He does what is required.


Oates Mustache
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Maybe her husband identifies as Shrek. She shouldn't judge.


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Pfft
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Doing the Gobble gobble with that old turkey neck in his pants.


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10/10 curious how she got him to start
She’s packing one of them snappers most likely.


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