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A woman asks, “How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?”
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:28 pm
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How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?
TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.
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Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?
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Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:29 pm to SPEEDY
The freaks come out at night...
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:29 pm to SPEEDY
She's goblin his cock.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:29 pm to SPEEDY
quote:
TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:29 pm to SPEEDY
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My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:29 pm to SPEEDY
He be goblin up some snatch
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:29 pm to SPEEDY
It would be harder to complain if she was goblin' his... Nevermind.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:29 pm to SPEEDY
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Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had,
maybe stfu
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:30 pm to SPEEDY
Maybe he means Gobblin' mode.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:30 pm to SPEEDY
I mean, if the dude ravaged your body with great sex, that's great. Just tell him not to say the dumb shite before and after, and stick to the in between lol
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:31 pm to SPEEDY
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o, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school.
This really puts a different slant on things.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:31 pm to MoarKilometers
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This really puts a different slant on things.
Is she Asian?
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:31 pm to SPEEDY
quote:count your blessings, sweetheart
A woman asks, “How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?”
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:32 pm to SPEEDY
10/10 curious how she got him to start
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:32 pm to Deactived
quote:perfect rational response
maybe stfu
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:33 pm to SPEEDY
She probably lays there like a starfish corpse.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:34 pm to SPEEDY
She’s probably an ogre. He does what is required.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:35 pm to mark65mc
Maybe her husband identifies as Shrek. She shouldn't judge.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:36 pm to East Coast Band
Doing the Gobble gobble with that old turkey neck in his pants.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:37 pm to Slagathor
quote:She’s packing one of them snappers most likely.
10/10 curious how she got him to start
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