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re: So Ellen Page is really Achilles in The Odyssey? (Possible Spoilers)

Posted on 7/16/26 at 8:52 am to
Posted by RandySavage
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 8:52 am to
These can't be real
Posted by Flats
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 8:54 am to
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These can't be real


I didn't think so either but they've been yanking them down for copyright as soon as people put them up.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 8:54 am to
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And having Ellen Page in any role that would require athleticism is a total joke.

She is supposed to be a warrior.
Posted by Flats
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 8:56 am to
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it’s fake
critics love it
okay it’s not fake but why do you care
it’s just a clip out of context


You left out "I can't believe you morons believe these silly casting rumors".
Posted by Geauxgurt
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 9:05 am to
If that clip shown is actual dialogue and the acting of it, good God it is atrocious.

Even for Damon that sounded wooden.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 9:12 am to
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is actual dialogue


People are saying the dialogue sucks. Nolan used modern English, apparently, and dumbed it down, which people are saying takes away from the story.


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Nolan deliberately avoided elevated, faux-ancient speech. He said he wanted language with immediate emotional meaning, aiming for an “earthy” narrative rather than dialogue that audiences would have to process intellectually. That includes contemporary phrasing, American accents, and Telemachus calling Odysseus “Dad.”
Posted by Captain Crown
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 9:19 am to
That's the best thing I have ever seen
Posted by VaeVictus
Member since Feb 2017
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 9:22 am to
The greatest warrior ever seen.

Clown show nonsense. Will bomb, but win big st the Oscar's because of diversity.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:51 am to
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Nolan has lost his mind

Did his ego make him start believing he could do anything?
Posted by The Pirate King
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:53 am to
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Did his ego make him start believing he could do anything?

I think it's more vanity and pressure from the studio to qualify for awards. He needs that validation from the awards.
Posted by SOBmustpay
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:02 am to
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zipper tittied women with Frankendongs

Maybe I’m immature but that’s just funny right there
Posted by LittleHouseOnThBayou
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:13 am to
the face that looted thousands of Targets
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:15 am to
So phalloplasty is the same as an addadicktome.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:16 am to
CP3LSU! Welcome back buddy. Alter number 72? I think that's a TD record.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:25 am to
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So phalloplasty is the same as an addadicktome.

Well, let's not get all highfalutin with the technical medical jargon, addadicktome, lopitoffomy, Trycoxagin, whatever.
Posted by LittleHouseOnThBayou
Member since Jul 2026
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 12:32 pm to
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iwyLSUiwy



the face of the white liberal virtue signaling warrior.

We can have elliot page play you in your biopic
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 12:42 pm to
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the face of the white liberal virtue signaling warrior.


Not a liberal

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We can have elliot page play you in your biopic


As I've state, that was an awful casting. She is in the movie for two minutes so i don't care.

How are you making these assumptions? I thought you were a new user?
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 12:59 pm to
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So Ellen Page is really Achilles in The Odyssey?

In Nolan's version Achilles gets shot in the dick instead of the heel
Posted by LittleHouseOnThBayou
Member since Jul 2026
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 1:14 pm to
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How are you making these assumptions?


I read through the odyssey thread
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 1:23 pm to
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I read through the odyssey thread


Nice try
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