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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
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Is it really that hard to understand?


The movie sucks for reasons not related to wokeness.

Left and right should unite and dislike TLJ.

I don't think there are people who legit consider it one of the best SW movies. It's just a badge of honor for woke whites to say how much they love TLJ.


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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
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The top 3 nominees for worst scenes in all of star wars are all in the Last Jedi

1. Finn/Rose kiss
2. Space Mary Poppins (Leia in space scene)
3. Luke drinking titty milk


4. The entire Canto Bight subplot
5. Any scene about Holdo and her plan
6. The "yo momma" joke

One movie on its own pushed Jar Jar outside of the top 5 worst Star Wars scenes.


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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
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but I don’t see how “I don’t like sand” is worse than when Rose sabotages Finn’s sacrifice to save everyone, and then says we’re going to beat them by saving everyone they love. If


I replied to a poster about the casino scenes. While the canto bight scenes are useless, I don't think it's as bad as the Anakin/padme scenes.

I admit that I had forgotten about that Rose speech. Pure cringe. I don't understand how shite like that gets approved.


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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
Oh, no doubt. TLJ is a legitimately bad movie, and a truly horrific SW movie, for more reasons than just political grandstanding. That's my point. The only way it can possibly be defended is to talk about how brave it is, and only progressive loons are going to do that, which is why it has become a left/right flash point.


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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
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Johnson is also winningly subversive, having Luke call out his own past and challenging the foundation that Lucas put in place 40 years ago – one character even says, “Good guys, bad guys. Made-up words.” The galaxy is no longer a hotbed of chosen ones, a place where a nobody, a lowly First Order janitor or a Resistance mechanic, can save the universe – a switch from the days of Anakin and Luke. "Last Jedi" is unsurprisingly dedicated to “our princess” Fisher, and her integral role speaks volumes to the legacy of the core characters played by her, Hamill and Harrison Ford, yet also points out the need for fresh icons to take the franchise to new heights.




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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
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The movie sucks for reasons not related to wokeness.

Left and right should unite and dislike TLJ.

I don't think there are people who legit consider it one of the best SW movies. It's just a badge of honor for woke whites to say how much they love TLJ.


Yeah, my Leftie friends hate TLJ too. The ones who like TLJ don’t like Star Wars and just want to take it over and call the fans pieces of shite.


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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
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Rian Johnson

Chris Corbould testing the practical (!!) effect his team created for TLJ. Happy #maythefourthbewithyou to all the incredible technicians who pull stuff like this off over the years, and to the best fans in the galaxy. ??


LINK


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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
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Why do you dislike Solo so much


This wasn’t directed at me but the movie sucks.

There isn’t a single interesting character in the movie outside of Han and Chewie and even then the writing for Han was dookie. There’s no memorable action scene, no purpose to the movie. They took one of the top 5 most interesting characters from the OT and made him bland and everything we learned about him in the trilogy happened in a week.

It wasn’t as bad as TLJ which came right before, so for some reason people think it was good when in reality, it was marginable better than the worst movie in the franchise. At least Rise had some quality moments in it even if the whole was trash. Solo did nothing for Star Wars except make Han, Chewie, and Lando look like a group of incompetent nutsacks, Hangover-style.



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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
no need to complicate this

eps 4/5/6 any order
eps 1/2/3 any order
wps 7/8/9 any order

there cant be much argument about that


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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Clone Wars Season 7 (Episodes 9 - 12)
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. Rogue One
6. Return of the Jedi
7. Force Awakens
8. The Phantom Menace
9. Solo
10. Attack of the Clones
11. The Rise of Skywalker
12. The Last Jedi


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CGSC Lobotomy
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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Rogue One
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. The Force Awakens
6. Return of the Jedi
7(tied). The Phantom Menace/Attack of the Clones
9. Solo
10. The Rise of Skywalker




9999999999999999999999999. Rian Johnson's piece of shite film
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kingbob
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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
Train heist was cool. Han’s love interest was interesting


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red sox fan 13
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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
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My rankings:
11. The Last Jedi
10. Attack of the Clones
9. Rise of Skywalksr
8. Phantom Menace
7. Solo
6. The Force Awakens
5. Revenge of the Sith
4. Rogue One
3. Return of the Jedi
2. A New Hope
1. Empire Strikes Back

This is a good list. 11-8 is the bad, 7-3 is the decent, and 2-1 are the great ones.


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dawgfan24348
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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
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but she is presented as being right

Was she though? Her plan still fails horribly and it takes her sacrificing her own life to actually save the rebels

I think TLJ suffered from extremely poor writing some of which was them trying to be PC but also some it was them trying subvert expectations. The Rose stuff was by far the dumbest shite in the movie, poor Finn was finally about to do something worth a damn in the series and fricking Rose ruins it and gives some dumb arse speech


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Ace Midnight
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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
There are 3 Star Wars films and a lot of sloppy, shitty fan fiction.


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Bham4Tide
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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
How can a film give us such an incredible fight scene between Obi-wan and Jango Fett on the water planet and still suck sooooo bad?

Wild.


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mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
Well #1 a #2 are obviously right.

Can we just finally say, it's Star Wars and Empire and nothing else matters?


Saint Alfonzo
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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
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I have unfortunately come to the conclusion it’s the most overrated franchise of all time.


I came to that conclusion decades ago. Never understood why people love these shitty movies.


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re: May the Fourth be with you: The definitive ranking of all 11 'Star Wars' movies
14. The Last Jedi
13. Ewoks the Battle For Endor
12. Ewoks Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
11. Attack of the Clones
10. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (the animated movie, not the series.)
9. Rise of Skywalksr
8. Phantom Menace
7. Solo
6. The Force Awakens
5. Revenge of the Sith
4. Rogue One
3. Return of the Jedi
2. A New Hope
1. Empire Strikes Back


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