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I'm no soccer guru by any stretch of the imagination, but even I can tell you that the difference between our guys and the guys of any other serious soccer nation is what I would call, for lack of a better term, ball familiarity. They are so familiar with the ball at their feet that their every move seems fluid and second-nature. Meanwhile we look like we are struggling to keep control the ball. Athleticism is not at all the issue. It's the fact that our ball skills can't keep up with our athleticism.
US needs two things to happen for this game to truly catch traction here:

1. MLS to partner with some huge money types to start making legitimate plays to bring the top players in the world in their prime to play here. Americans fans aren't going to get passionate about a league of third-rate domestic talent and international stars on their retirement tours.

2 CONCACAF to be dissolved and folded into either UEFA (preferably) or CONMEBOL. US fans are never going to take the sport seriously when we spend most of our international time playing countries that are fly specks compared to us.
It's what makes this website so entertaining for the rest of us, honestly.
Belgian players get the ball and they're looking to play through the US defense and attack the goal. US players get the ball and they're looking to stay away from the closest Belgian player because they're afraid the ball will be taken away from them.
Our entire team looks like we recruited them from the local YMCA. Seriously, every Belgium player looks massively more skilled on the ball than every US player.
Just checking in to say that waffles are overrated. The pancake is the superior breakfast pastry.
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To be fair the mls is a terrible product and the fans of most teams make every game a damn pride festival so it turns off the casual sport fan.


Yep. I don't watch MLS for exactly this reason.
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Really is bama and UGA then the rest


It's really Bama and then the rest. From way up here all of you squabbling over second place look pretty indistinguishable from each other.
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One of the biggest arse beatings I have ever seen. It could have been so, so, so much worse than 49-7.


My brother and I went to that game. It was a truly epic asswhipping. I've been watching this sport many a year and that's still the only time I remember seeing a team punt on 4th and goal. :lol:
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There is literally no way money bags trading hands didn’t make this happen


shite. Senior FIFA officials currently on American soil better have gotten a visit like Neo got at the beginning of the Matrix.

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Better than being in most of the American locales for the Cup, honestly.


fricking what?
It isn't them exaggerating contact trying to draw a foul call that's so annoying. I get why they do that and while it's a cheap tactic these games are for big stakes, so you want to take any advantage you can. But the subsequent 30 seconds of pointless rolling around on the ground in "pain" while the game continues around them is silly and embarrassing. Go to the ground if you're trying to draw a foul, but once it's clear that the ref isn't going to blow the whistle get up and resume play.
It's Neck. Suck that eagle dick, bitch.

re: Dudes wearing sports bras

Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/26/26 at 11:12 pm to
Gotcha. Thank you. It's still gay as all hell, but at least there's a point to it. :lol:

Dudes wearing sports bras

Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/26/26 at 11:06 pm
Seriously, what the frick is up with this? Seen it a couple of times now during goal celebrations.

re: Spinal Tap- Big Bottoms

Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/26/26 at 5:46 pm to
Big bottoms!
Big bottoms!
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottoms, drive me out of my mind!
How could I leave this behind?
The main difference between men and women is this:

Men do not understand women, and will readily admit it. Women mystify the frick out of us.

Women do not understand men, but are 100% convinced that they do.
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I don't want KD to leave Bama (thank GAWD they gave him that extension months after that 38-3 pasting) but

Pate's rationale for him at 2 was flawed. He's using the 2024 Sugar Bowl (which Washington barely won btw) as evidence that KD is better than Sark: 1) they've only played each other once and 2) whose offense do you want your team running: DeBoer's or Sark's? I thought so

He used KD's 2-1 record over Kirby as well. Great, congratulations, did those wins amount to anything? Last I checked Georgia is the 2-time reigning SEC champion and Alabama has not won the SEC in KD's 2 years so far.

Also, if ranking coaches came down to head to head matchups, then Brent Venables, Mike Norvell, and freaking Sherrone Moore are better coaches than KD, that's surface level laziness. College football's about the big picture in today's climate. I mean until the 2012 national title game, Les Miles from LSU had a 3-2 edge over Nick, like stop.

I will grant KD's success at recruiting for Bama...to a point, Nick still keeps his office at SABAN Field and does entertain recruits from time to time. You can't convince me that having the GOAT still keep an office and his presence on campus with Byrne and at the Bama home games isn't a built-in recruiting advantage to keep the talent pipeline coming.

Also, the relative problems DeBoer has at Bama are kind of the same as he had at Washington. The dirty little secret of that magical 2023 season that got him the Bama job was that his teams weren't dominant and always got locked in these close games - granted like KD Bama did in 2025, they won those games usually BUT that's not a good way to live if you're a top football team

AND when they played ultra physical and almost Saban Bama reminiscent teams like Michigan and Indiana, they got belt to arse so hard.

That's KD's identity as a head coach and I think people in these parts are lunging for anything to keep his myth alive because they can't handle the fact that Alabama is becoming Washington-South as opposed to vintage Saban Bama teams.

Also, his offense isn't really that great, not as physical on the line, too reliant on the quarterback, can't really establish a soul-crushing run game. I don't see why he gets rated highly as he does NOW other than he wears the script A on his wardrobe.

ETA: fact-checked myself to determine KD has beaten Sark twice, albeit by single scores both times BUT that was an 8-4 BIG 12 Texas team squaring up against a 10-2 hot Washington team on a 6-game winning streak in the fricking Alamo Bowl. Let's not act like that was a mano a mano battle of equals there to dock or give significant points.


Next time you feel like authoring a tome about Alabama's head coach, maybe consider breaking it up into volumes.
Derrick Henry should hold every rushing record in the SEC, but he mostly sat on the bench his first couple of years with us. Now, it isn't like he was sitting behind chumps - we were beyond stacked at RB during those years - but still, we're talking about Derrick fricking Henry. It was obvious whenever he did see the field that he was the best back on the team. If he had started his entire career with us as he should have, the question of who was the #1 RB in SEC history wouldn't even be a question.