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re: Lesser known, but still brilliant movie quotes

Posted on 8/20/24 at 10:25 am to
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 8/20/24 at 10:25 am to
quote:

You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.


Me and my wife use the her reply a lot "Biiiig talker".
Posted by LA Lightning
Member since Jun 2023
844 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 2:13 pm to
Dog Day Afternoon

Sonny: Kiss me.
Det. Sgt. Eugene Moretti: What?
Sonny: Kiss me. When I'm being fricked, I like to get kissed a lot.

The response "Kiss Me" can be a way of saying "no", even without adding the reasoning.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35931 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 3:44 pm to
They’re killing me whitey! They’re killing me! -NFL Films

So I got that going for me…which is nice.

Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
49017 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 4:09 pm to
“Play the volume loud as you want to, but don't touch my levels now. I got them set just like I like 'em."
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56874 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

I know this is a conversation and not just one quote but this scene from BOB sticks with me. Spiers was my favorite character



The one from BoB that always stuck with me is also from Speirs:


quote:

We're all scared. You hid in that ditch because you think there's still hope. But Blithe, the only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead, and the sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier's supposed to function. Without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends on it.
This post was edited on 8/20/24 at 4:52 pm
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 5:43 pm to
"I wanted a mission and for my sins, they gave me one".

Captain Willard. Apocalypse Now.
Posted by ghoast
Member since Jul 2020
1936 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 5:50 pm to
Don’t judge me monkey. - Grandmas Boy

Mind you don’t cut yourself Mordechai - Raising Arizona
This post was edited on 8/20/24 at 5:53 pm
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4737 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 6:34 pm to
Reign Of Fire...." Envy the country that has heroes....
I say pity the country that needs them."
Posted by LoneStarTiger
Lone Star State
Member since Aug 2004
16504 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

Jaws


That’s some bad hat Harry
Posted by inadaze
Member since Aug 2010
5235 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

Billy Costigan : [during a counseling session with Madolyn] You sit there with a mass murderer. A mass murderer. Your heart rate is jacked, and your hand... steady. That's one thing I figured out about myself in prison. My hand does not shake... ever.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37538 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 11:24 pm to
What About Bob

quote:

Bob Wiley: [telling a joke] The doctor draws two circles and says "What do you see?" the guy says "Sex."

[everybody laughs]

Bob Wiley: Wait a minute, I haven't even told the joke yet! So the doctor draws trees, "What do you see?" the guy says "sex". The doctor draws a car, owl, "Sex, sex, sex". The doctor says to him "You are obsessed with sex", he replies "Well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures




quote:

Leo has a rifle pointed at Bob]

Bob Wiley: What are we doing?

Dr. Leo Marvin: Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.




Quick Change

quote:

Johnny holds a gun to Grimm's back]

Johnny: This ain't my dick in your back!

Grimm: That's a relief.





quote:

getting on a bus]

Phyllis: What's that smell?

Grimm: Used wine.




A Perfect World

quote:

Terry Pugh: [after tearing up phone book upon failing to find his cousin] Must've moved. Probably couldn't have heard him anyway; this goddamn ear's still bleedin'. You ever try that shite again...

Butch Haynes: [sternly] What?

Terry Pugh: [puzzled] ... What?

Butch Haynes: You were in the middle of threatenin' me.

Terry Pugh: [holds up a revolver] Ain't a threat - it's a fact.

Butch Haynes: Here, kid - take the wheel.

[Phillip holds the wheel to steer as Butch turns to face Pugh in the back seat]

Butch Haynes: In two seconds, I'm gonna break your nose. That's a threat.

[Butch punches Pugh in the nose, then picks up the gun as Terry moans]

Butch Haynes: ...And that's a fact.

Terry Pugh: I'm gonna kill you for that.

Butch Haynes: And that's a threat. Begin to understand the difference?




quote:

Butch Haynes: Can you write?

Phillip Perry: I can print.

Butch Haynes: Good enough. I want you to make up a list, of everything you ever wanted to do, wasn't allowed to.

Phillip Perry: Like what?

Butch Haynes: Like... cotton candy.

Phillip Perry: [writing] Cotton candy...

Butch Haynes: Hell, I don't know, Phillip. It's your list.

Phillip Perry: ...Butch?

Butch Haynes: Yeah?

Phillip Perry: How do you spell rocketship?




quote:

Lt. Tom Hendricks: Cordoned off the area.

Chief Red Garnett: Tight?

Lt. Tom Hendricks: Watertight. Like a frog's pussy. Sorry, ma'am.

Sally Gerber: No doubt an observation based on personal experience.




Oh Brother Where Art Thou

quote:

Delmar O'Donnell: You work for the railroad, Grampa?

Blind Seer: I work for no man.

Delmar O'Donnell: Got a name, do you?

Blind Seer: I have no name.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce




quote:

Delmar O'Donnell: We thought you was a toad!

Pete: What?

Delmar O'Donnell: [leaning in, speaking slower] We thought you was a toad!




quote:

Delmar O'Donnell: We was beat up by a bible salesman and banished from Woolworth's. I don't know, Everett, was it the one branch or all of 'em?


Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10947 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 11:56 pm to
Danny on his new methos to finally get Johnny Dangerously.

When i had Facebook I got a temp ban for quoting it with a photo of Danny in the scene with the weapon.



Danny Vermin : I got something to stop him.

[draws a gun with an unusually long barrel] 

Dutch : They made it for him special. It's an .88 Magnum.

Danny Vermin : It shoots through schools.

Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4554 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:33 am to
Baby the rain must fall. Steve McQueen movie not many have seen
Kate Dawson, the aging spinster on her death bed to Steve,

quote:

"you're no good, you never were you never will be. You ain't even worth killin"
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10317 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:38 am to
Slut? SLUT? - Dudley Moore, Arthur

Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14069 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:00 pm to
"I'm no diplomat. I'm a combat soldier. That's all these jokers understand!"
----Patton
Posted by hogwildinhouston
Member since Oct 2011
811 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

"I'm no diplomat. I'm a combat soldier. That's all these jokers understand!"
----Patton


Another from the movie Patton. After the German surrender, there is the scene where the Russians host a party for the Allies.

Patton is sitting with his counterpart Russian general. The Russian stands up, and through a translator says...

Russian: "Please invite General Patton to join me in a toast.
--translator says that.

Patton: Please inform the general that I do not care to drink with him or any other Russian son-of-a-bitch.
--translator looks terrified.

Patton: Go ahead, tell him just like that.

--translator says it word for word.

Russian: "Tell him I think he's a son-of-a-bitch too!"

Patton laughs, then says: "Okay, Okay then. We'll drink one son-of-a-bitch to another."

They then toast together.

Classic scene.
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2298 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:42 pm to
Pitch Perfect after the failed fraternity show.

"I wanted the hot Bellas. Not this... barnyard explosion."

The way that line is delivered plus the cut to the Bellas all standing around candidly makes me laugh my arse off. Perfectly executed.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22201 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 11:09 am to
quote:

"I'm no diplomat. I'm a combat soldier. That's all these jokers understand!"
----Patton



My favorite quote from Patton

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”
Posted by pevetohead
lurking behind sonic
Member since Apr 2017
3532 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 10:33 am to
Had to add the brilliant quote from the brilliant Cemetery Man
Posted by kritra
Lafayette
Member since May 2008
300 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 10:49 am to
Raising Arizona

Evelle Snoats: These balloons blow up in funny shapes at all?

Clerk: Well, nah, lessen you think round is funny.
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