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re: Eternals on Disney + today

Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
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Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:25 pm to
Hey OP, can you add a spoilers tag to this thread? I think it's going to turn that way pretty soon.
Posted by CP3forMVP
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Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:35 pm to
I liked Eternals.
Posted by CE Tiger
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
41584 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 5:37 pm to
It was terrible.
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
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Posted on 1/12/22 at 5:48 pm to
I saw it at the theater, and it’s a bottom five Marvel movie to me. Maybe bottom three. Worst Marvel movie of the four to come out in 2021

One thing that was really cool that I read, was that in Chloe Zhao’s cut, that Celestial that comes out of the earth gets fully formed, the Eternals get in their ship and fly away, and that Celestial destroys the world. Feige opted to go another way
This post was edited on 1/12/22 at 5:51 pm
Posted by USMCTIGER1970
BATON ROUGE
Member since Mar 2017
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Posted on 1/12/22 at 7:38 pm to
Watchable, but only Thor The Dark World was worse.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22163 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 7:41 pm to
The wife and I just finished watching this and, uh, it wasn't good.
Posted by cfish140
BR
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Posted on 1/12/22 at 8:19 pm to
Was the best marvel film of 2021. Fight me.
This post was edited on 1/12/22 at 8:20 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98982 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 8:48 pm to
Externals was fine. Ignore the oversensitive comic book nerds.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22163 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

Was the best marvel film of 2021. Fight me.


If you fight as well as you judge movies, it would be over quick. The movie was a snoozefest.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98982 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 8:51 pm to
Are you medicated for your ADHD?
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:23 pm to
What a giant piece of shite PC movie. Black man is gay. Women ruling. Evil white man seeking vengeance/power or whatever. Very slow overall. “Jokes” are terrible. Power levels of the Eternals are weak. Just an all-around bad movie.
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
20379 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:22 pm to
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Just watched. Very meh

same here. I tempered my expectations based on reviews, but was hoping it might be a little intellectual or something, with the 'boring' and 'slow' comments. Nah, not deep, just very blah. Cool visuals, that's about it.

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Just watch the end credits of The Eternals
This came from a different poster, but I've seen that said. Maybe I'm just not a Marvel geek the way I knew DC Silver Age, but I don't get the reference at all. I assume Jon Snow will be a hero, but don't have the slightest clue who they're referring to.

added- I did chuckle a bit at the Superman references. I'm surprised Marvel had the balls to go there.
This post was edited on 1/12/22 at 11:24 pm
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33934 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:42 pm to
They did a poor job of setting him up as Black Knight. Other than the end credits scene they only mention the Ebony Blade. You're left entering why a well known actor was even there until the end credits scene. The movie had potential but theh need to go a different direction with the sequel
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15298 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 12:16 am to
I enjoyed the movie. It was decent. A bit long at times
But still the best Marvel movie that I've seen in 2022.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:44 am to
I don’t understand the hate for this one, I liked this one a lot.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:46 am to
I watched it last night.

It wasn't bad, it was very slow though.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11070 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 8:06 am to
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I don’t understand the hate for this one, I liked this one a lot.

Same, it’s a silly arse comic book movie, it’s not supposed to be Klimov’s Come and See.
Posted by lagallifrey
Member since Dec 2013
2010 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 8:28 am to
This was by far the worst mcu film, and one of the worst movies I’ve seen in ages. It’s not worth watching either the movie or the end credits.
Posted by ReadyPlayer1
Clown World
Member since Oct 2020
1062 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:47 am to
We liked it but still rank it towards the bottom of marvel movies. We knew nothing about Eternals besides the previews going in.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Member since Apr 2008
34267 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Watchable, but only Thor The Dark World was worse.



Iron Man 3 says hi.

IM3 was just a straight up crappy movie. I like Guy Pierce, but that was an all time terrible villain. I cant imagine a dumber ending and the fight scene was laughably bad. Just not a good movie at all.
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