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re: Craziest Thing Someone At Your Place Of Employment Was Caught Doing?

Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39667 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:08 pm to
One dude had a threesome with two women in a seldom used office that was being used for overflow storage. All three were undesirable, but the woman who walked in on them was a MILF for sure.
Posted by saralsim
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2009
493 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:10 pm to
We had a guy on a job site get caught jerking off in a porta potty. Superintendent called in and said dude got caught doing number 3
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4399 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:11 pm to
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Moral of the story don't swing

fify
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:12 pm to
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We had a guy on a job site get caught jerking off in a porta potty.


WTF is wrong with that? this is 'murca isn't it?
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10725 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:13 pm to
A shipyard laborer stole paint from the supply shed and buried it so he could come back later to retrieve. His mistake was that he painted his house with it. His house was on the road that I drove on to get to work everyday, the paint was a primer that we used to paint barges, as soon as I saw it the jig was up.

Fired and arrested.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:13 pm to
Guy got caught jerking off at his desk and watching porn on the company computer... didn't get fired. Somehow got fired later for being on his cell phone too much.

Different place of employment, guy and his female supervisor got caught fricking in an office bathroom. Neither got fired. Supervisor's husband also worked there

Production manager for a huge company got fired for sending dirty emails trying to solicit sex from the woman who cleaned the toilets. He got fired and his wife was a multimillionaire.
Posted by RichardParker
AK
Member since Jul 2016
133 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:14 pm to
Had one of my cooks leave his dope kit in the bathroom….all those breaks he attributed to having an upset stomach….turns out he was just shooting heroin. Same guy later got arrested for defrauding an elderly couple for like $80k.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15040 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:14 pm to
One of the dumbest things I ever saw on a job is a dude took a forklift outside and for some reason I can't imagine raised the forks all the way up and started driving around in circles. Of course the forklift tipped over and the dumbass was lucky in that he jumped out on the side it was falling but when the roll cage hit him it knocked him clear instead of pinning him.

He got away with just some bruising but he definitely got fired.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:18 pm to
First job out of college was for a software sales company. In the support departments night shift, one of the reps uploaded some homemade software to move his mouse make random comments that he had recorded and make keyboard clicking sounds. they were in small cubicles and he slept the entire time.


I used to work for one of my sister's trade schools while in high school and college. Once had to tell a student his pell money had been exhausted because he had taken too long in school and it was his last week unless he could make a payment. He left for lunch and robbed a bank.
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 2:20 pm
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:20 pm to
somewhat similar story

We needed something off the top rack, so this new kid stood on the forks and one of the yard guys was on the forklift, raised him up to get the item, but instead of letting him down immediately, the dumbass tilted the forks all the way over, went all the up, and just started going as fast as he could across the yard with the kid stuck up there on the forks without being tied off or anything

that dude got fired pretty quick

I worked with some absolute retards in that lumber yard
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29164 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:23 pm to
Being on tigerdroppings.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15040 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:23 pm to
Wow, that dude probably could have been arrested for that. That was straight up reckless and dangerous
Posted by CrazyCajunDoc
Manvel TX
Member since Jun 2004
37 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:23 pm to
Watching the guy in the office next to me be perp walked out by the FBI and then being interviewed by several agents. He was caught for theft of trade secrets for - downloaded every digital technical report in the history of our company. Think Fortune 50 and 200+ years of information. Not sure why he needed info from the 1800s in smokeless gun powder but some the information covered contract work for the Manhattan project. He got caught because the secretary had to reorder copy paper early and IT traced down that he had printed thousands of pages on the printer. Served his time in the federal pen and was sent back to China where he is working in technology he was convicted of stealing.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17267 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:23 pm to
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Way back when I was still stuck in MS, we had a guy shooting smack in the bathroom.
One of the ER nurses I worked with had the serious sads one day.

One of his classmates he was close to was caught stealing by shorting the patients meds and injecting herself in an ankle port she gave herself at another hospitals ER. She was caught when she passed out in the patient bathroom that place used for cancer types who would come in with clogged bowels to make use of. They sent her to rehab but did not fire her.

Such a drug addict as to install a device to make it easier to inject stolen drugs, passed out while on shift, and still employed. What a world.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
29008 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:25 pm to
i worked in the food industry, so i'm not even going to get into that because it's just teenage and slacker shenanigans.

i work in technology and noticed that my school district was maxing out bandwidth after hours. i got with my filtering company to figure out what was going on and we tracked it down to IPs on my floor. Most people took their laptops home and there shouldn't be that many IPs sucking that bandwidth at that hour.

i went and unplugged everything i could find and it was still going on.

finally i found a cord in a coworker's desk i've never noticed before. pulled it out and he had 3 servers (he did not work with servers) under his desk. i connected a monitor and found out that he was running torrents on servers and storage that he had salvaged over the years and using our 1G pipe (this is back in 2010 so that was a lot) to download terabytes of movies and music.

amazingly he did not get fired.
Posted by Mr. Blutarski
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Oct 2012
1764 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:28 pm to
I know who this is.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98334 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:29 pm to
Baw hauled off and kicked a piece of machinery and put a dent in it. Bossman narrowed it down to a few people but couldn't pin it on anyone so he just yelled and made threats.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18064 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:30 pm to
Witnessed a former coworker a long time ago have a full on meltdown/panic attack in a break room once. She was throwing sugar and creamer and slamming things. Was quite an epic display, she got sent home and was required to do counseling before returning.
Posted by Phideaux
Cades Cove
Member since May 2008
2507 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:31 pm to
Employee was responding to an outside email about how much she hated her job and wanted help getting a new one. She somehow added All Company as well and the CEO responded that he would be calling her, he did and fired her.

Trained a new hire in WV that was fired right before a company meeting for sending Honey Baked Hams to all his family members and said they went to customers. What was bad was he went out a week ahead of time to the meeting city to visit family so when the company fired him they cancelled his return flight as well because the meeting had not started yet.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114040 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:34 pm to
Porn, but it was the way they got caught.

One situation, there was this guy at work that people who were the last ones to leave noticed that this particular guy was always still at work.

Evidently his boss was made aware of it and requested IT give him the guy's entry card data. He was staying at work until 8-9PM, would go in on weekends for several hours.. He was spending a lot more time in the office than what he was billing so that raised some red flags.

Without going onto more detail although the dude set up his own wireless so he could look at porn without getting caught, he was saving a bunch of pictures and videos in his folder on the network.

Another situation. I worked a project in which the safety guy use to always flirt with all the women. When the project was getting closer to the end, since he kept asking for an assistant, when they started letting people go, they asked this one girl if she would like to stay to be his assistant.

Him and the assistant (a female) became close and he would tell her everything. There was this girl who worked in procurement who evidently used to be a stripper. She sent the picture to the safety dude and one day he told his assistant about the picture and opened it up on his work computer.

Something happened and the safety dude and his assistant had a knock down drag out over something so she went to their manager and told him that the safety dude had nude pictures of other employees on his computer and that he shows them to people, her being one of them. The safety guy then claimed the assistant had sexually assaulted him and both of them ended up getting fired.
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