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Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:41 am to FieldMink
Supervisor passed out on the bathroom floor with her huge bush staring me in the face
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:43 am to TheEnglishman
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President dry humping the marketing girl on the dance floor.
She will join the #Metoo movement, no doubt.
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:44 am to jdd48
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but I've seen enough post Xmas party firings to know that party or not, you just can't get completely shithoused at one of those things and expect to keep your job.
Yep.
I learned really early in my career that I stop at 2 drinks at any work related event/party.
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:44 am to Alt26
quote:damn! That’s my kind of party
We had one receptionist get hammered...and proceed to tell a married partner that she couldn't frick him because she was herself married, but as a compromise he could jack off and finish on her a-hole!
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:45 am to FieldMink
Meredith got drunk and showed me her tits
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:47 am to FieldMink
We had a real thunderdome. Two men fought, one man died.
Good times.
Good times.
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:47 am to FieldMink
Our Christmas parties are lame as frick. Everyone just sits around waiting for the president to give his speech so we can gtfo.
Now my former employer had absolute blowouts. Witnessed a VP doing coke in the bathroom, a secretary giving her boss a blowjob in a car, and two fights (spouses were banned after this fiasco). That's just what I witnessed. The stories the next Monday were even better. I think that annual party was partially responsible for at least 3 divorces. I honestly think the execs took pride in how out of control their parties were.
Now my former employer had absolute blowouts. Witnessed a VP doing coke in the bathroom, a secretary giving her boss a blowjob in a car, and two fights (spouses were banned after this fiasco). That's just what I witnessed. The stories the next Monday were even better. I think that annual party was partially responsible for at least 3 divorces. I honestly think the execs took pride in how out of control their parties were.
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:49 am to Napoleon
One of our AP girls got drunk as frick....she decided it would be a good idea to put the 70+ year old owner of the company in a chair and give him a lap dance. The bad news was his wife was sitting about 5 feet away. She was gone by 8:10AM on Monday. Come to find out in her younger days she was a real bonafide stripper ....I'm not sure how she passed the hiring screens and interviews.
ETA That was 4 years ago....we haven't had a Christmas Party since
....I'm not sure how she passed the hiring screens and interviews. ETA That was 4 years ago....we haven't had a Christmas Party since
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 9:51 am
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:50 am to Salmon
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My first company Christmas party ever straight out of college where I got super drunk on scotch and called one of our owner's wives a "stupid count" in front of the entire company
...yeah....
yeah that's bad, you should've called her a countess.
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:51 am to The Cow Goes Moo Moo
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Supervisor passed out on the bathroom floor with her huge bush staring me in the face
Dang, that must be a burned image in your eyes now
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:58 am to FieldMink
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Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
Party was at a coworkers house - it was an annual thing she liked to host. It was a White Elephant party too. I decided to buy a big dildo and wrap it as a gift. When I walked in, I had my white elephant gift and the dildo gift was hidden under it and was wrapped in different paper. I put the white elephant gift with all the others and slipped the dildo gift in there too. It was awesome and I was the only one that knew about it!!
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:59 am to FieldMink
She's no longer my supervisor, but I see her/am reminded of it daily.
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:17 am to FieldMink
Doing coke off of a coworkers tits after body shots of wild turkey in the dj booth.
Bar worker Christmas parties are a sight to behold.
Bar worker Christmas parties are a sight to behold.
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:18 am to Mac
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So the craziest shite I've ever seen was a dealer turning a bust card into 21 four times in a row.
It doesnt have to be Christmas to see that...
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:22 am to SEClint
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A suicide
Wut?
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:23 am to Alt26
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We had one receptionist get hammered
Seems innocent enough...
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and proceed to tell a married partner that she couldn't frick him because she was herself married,
Awkward, but harmless enough, I suppose.
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but as a compromise he could jack off and finish on her a-hole!
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:24 am to JudgeHolden
People get crazy around the holidays.
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:27 am to FieldMink
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:32 am to Alt26
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We had one receptionist get hammered...and proceed to tell a married partner that she couldn't frick him because she was herself married, but as a compromise he could jack off and finish on her a-hole! The guy had never had any kind of illicit relationship with her before or any history of cheating on his wife. It was just an unsolicited out of the blue proposal.
PROMOTE THAT WOMAN
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