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Yalls wives go back to normal after pregnancy?

Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:37 pm
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
6282 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:37 pm
Man my friends wives were all decent till babies and now they look like narwhals that nag more than ever before. Never seen a woman post pregnancy be hot as before.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1450 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:38 pm to
Can't go back to a place you've never been.
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:38 pm to
Nothing went back to normal after pregnancy. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1424 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:46 pm to
Breastfeeding is a cheat code for women to lose weight after giving birth. It burns an extra 400+ calories a day. My wife was back to her pre-pregnancy weight in 2-3 months with all 3 of our kids.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6314 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:51 pm to
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My wife was back to her pre-pregnancy weight in 2-3 months

Same for me but her tits were never the same
Posted by TigerV
Member since Feb 2007
2830 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:54 pm to
I miss those big ole titties from pregnancy and breast feeding.

Other than that, yea the wife pretty much lost all her weight soon after, but she was active and made sure to take the stroller out on walks daily. Otherwise she would have gone insane being inside all the time.
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
2023 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:55 pm to
That's stupid

Nothing goes back to normal after pregnancy if you're a good husband and involved father.

And it never will.

Many challenges.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49709 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:55 pm to
My wife and friends’ wives are still cool after multiple childbirths

Sorry your friends suck
This post was edited on 10/13/25 at 5:56 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68921 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:00 pm to
My wife turned it on after the kids. Physically, whatever yea she's pretty close to pre kids, but man is she an absolute legend of a mom. I'll never not be so proud and grateful for how she became Wonder Woman when it was time to be a mom.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
15767 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:00 pm to

My wife actually *enhanced* her assets after pregnancy, and not just up top but also behind.

Maybe I'm lucky or maybe she's some sort of genetic freak, I don't know. But it's like the things I already enjoyed got a nice boost, without adding any negatives
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13168 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:04 pm to
You being an aggy, I can only imagine what you think looks "decent."

Kids are a cheat code for white women to stop putting out. That's not a problem with Latinas.
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1083 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:05 pm to
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Nothing goes back to normal after pregnancy


With a couple courtesy stitches it will.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77849 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:06 pm to
Yes, with larger but not saggy breasts.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15210 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:07 pm to
Always love these threads.

OT knows how to pick ‘em!
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42875 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:08 pm to
The larger the whale the sweeter the poon.
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
6948 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:08 pm to
With the first one she gained a lot of weight due to gestational diabetes at 32. Second kid at 37 was much better.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
15767 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:11 pm to
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Kids are a cheat code for white women to stop putting out.


Not true in my experience.

She wants a second one and is on a mission. I occasionally have to give myself pep talks

Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
8379 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:14 pm to
My wife sacrificed her body to have my kids. For that I'm forever grateful.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11649 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:24 pm to
Learn to love a big arse as you age and the world will treat you well.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
21863 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

Nothing goes back to normal after pregnancy if you're a good husband and involved father.


BS

I'm a good dad and my wife is back to her pre-pregnancy weight. She was also doing stadium reps and using my treadmill for incline walks the whole time she was pregnant. She signed up for some workout program specifically for pregnant women to train for birth, and to bounce back faster afterwards.
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