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Yalls wives go back to normal after pregnancy?
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:37 pm
Man my friends wives were all decent till babies and now they look like narwhals that nag more than ever before. Never seen a woman post pregnancy be hot as before.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:38 pm to fareplay
Can't go back to a place you've never been.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:38 pm to fareplay
Nothing went back to normal after pregnancy. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:46 pm to fareplay
Breastfeeding is a cheat code for women to lose weight after giving birth. It burns an extra 400+ calories a day. My wife was back to her pre-pregnancy weight in 2-3 months with all 3 of our kids.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:51 pm to pilsnerpusher
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My wife was back to her pre-pregnancy weight in 2-3 months
Same for me but her tits were never the same
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:54 pm to pilsnerpusher
I miss those big ole titties from pregnancy and breast feeding.
Other than that, yea the wife pretty much lost all her weight soon after, but she was active and made sure to take the stroller out on walks daily. Otherwise she would have gone insane being inside all the time.
Other than that, yea the wife pretty much lost all her weight soon after, but she was active and made sure to take the stroller out on walks daily. Otherwise she would have gone insane being inside all the time.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:55 pm to fareplay
That's stupid
Nothing goes back to normal after pregnancy if you're a good husband and involved father.
And it never will.
Many challenges.
Nothing goes back to normal after pregnancy if you're a good husband and involved father.
And it never will.
Many challenges.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:55 pm to fareplay
My wife and friends’ wives are still cool after multiple childbirths
Sorry your friends suck
Sorry your friends suck
This post was edited on 10/13/25 at 5:56 pm
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:00 pm to fareplay
My wife turned it on after the kids. Physically, whatever yea she's pretty close to pre kids, but man is she an absolute legend of a mom. I'll never not be so proud and grateful for how she became Wonder Woman when it was time to be a mom.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:00 pm to fareplay
My wife actually *enhanced* her assets after pregnancy, and not just up top but also behind.
Maybe I'm lucky or maybe she's some sort of genetic freak, I don't know. But it's like the things I already enjoyed got a nice boost, without adding any negatives
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:04 pm to fareplay
You being an aggy, I can only imagine what you think looks "decent."
Kids are a cheat code for white women to stop putting out. That's not a problem with Latinas.
Kids are a cheat code for white women to stop putting out. That's not a problem with Latinas.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:05 pm to thegambler
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Nothing goes back to normal after pregnancy
With a couple courtesy stitches it will.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:06 pm to fareplay
Yes, with larger but not saggy breasts.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:07 pm to fareplay
Always love these threads.
OT knows how to pick ‘em!
OT knows how to pick ‘em!
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:08 pm to fareplay
The larger the whale the sweeter the poon.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:08 pm to fareplay
With the first one she gained a lot of weight due to gestational diabetes at 32. Second kid at 37 was much better.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:11 pm to LemmyLives
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Kids are a cheat code for white women to stop putting out.
Not true in my experience.
She wants a second one and is on a mission. I occasionally have to give myself pep talks
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:14 pm to fareplay
My wife sacrificed her body to have my kids. For that I'm forever grateful.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:24 pm to fareplay
Learn to love a big arse as you age and the world will treat you well.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:32 pm to thegambler
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Nothing goes back to normal after pregnancy if you're a good husband and involved father.
BS
I'm a good dad and my wife is back to her pre-pregnancy weight. She was also doing stadium reps and using my treadmill for incline walks the whole time she was pregnant. She signed up for some workout program specifically for pregnant women to train for birth, and to bounce back faster afterwards.
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