Ruston Trombone

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frick that. It’s a hole in one.

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If I’ve already had one, then yes.

If it’s my first, then no.

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Few things in life are more frustrating than being in line behind somebody at the store buying a bunch of junk food and soft drinks with a food stamp card.

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This only ever seems to happen to a very specific type of person.

Everyone stop renaming shite.

Never got the appeal of the Special but if you tell me I’m dying in an hour and give me one last thing to eat it’s the Darrel’s shrimp poboy with the jalapeno mayonnaise along with my mom’s sweet potato and pecan casserole

It’s literally one of the most fascinating sites in the entire Americas. Go check it out before the hipsters tip everyone off to it

That was a lot of holding

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He wants to get out of Louisiana

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I hope his next few months are filled with mosquitoes, drunks, and aggressive ineptitude

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People that want to move across the country to a desolate wasteland to take over a county government so they can exploit the royalties probably aren’t the types to “make something out of it”. I would also guess they would only be doing enough to meet the bare legal minimum standard of “resident” and have no plans to actually improve the area.

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I don’t think it will work either, but if they succeed then great. That’s what it’s all about. Go build Wakanda or whatever. The Mormons did it.

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This isn’t the first time some militant/cultish group has attempted to take over a local government to establish their little fiefdom. It usually is done by violent means and their intention is to run out the local residents either by force or to make things so chaotic that they sell for pennies or abandon their property. Eventually, the people that take over destroy themselves and the area is lost forever.

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Are you taking about Loving County specifically or did you want to talk about your broader emotions.

You claimed a specialized insight into this situation and I’m just wondering if that’s due to your knowledge or feelings.

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I can assure you that’s not what this is about

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Not to double reply you, but I’m willing to bet that this is the first time you’ve ever heard of Loving County. And if for some reason it isn’t, I’m willing to guarantee you don’t know dick about it wrt me.

So I truly want to hear your enlightened take. Go for it. Your two choices are to not reply and look like an idiot or to reply and prove it.