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re: Did y’all ever play Smear the Queer growing up?

Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
42322 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:22 pm to
Yep

Only paddling I’ve ever received in school
Posted by cajunsax62
Member since Nov 2006
890 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:23 pm to
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"Tackle the Man With the Football"
quote:

I asked how it was played


You had to ask how "Tackle the Man With the Football" is played? The definition is the fricking name.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56718 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:24 pm to
We just called it throwback tackle.
Posted by vistajay
Member since Oct 2012
2535 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:25 pm to
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But we also did a lot of ding dong ditch, but called it something else.


I said that "something else" term to a black dude when I was 16, on a school trip. He said, "What did you just say?" I replied, somewhat sheepishly, "Oh, I guess you wouldn't call it that. What do you call it?" He replied, "We just call it Ring and Run."

We did not talk much after that.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
69458 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:26 pm to
yeah, we couldnt play tackle football on the school playground but could play smear the queer.


Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:29 pm to
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my son came in the other day and said he had been playing "Tackle the Man With the Football"...

I asked how it was played


Are you stupid?
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17824 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:29 pm to
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But we also did a lot of ding dong ditch, but called it something else.



I had never heard the above named until about year 2006 or so (friends kids mentioned it), it was called something else in the 70s when we grew up
Posted by medium rare
Member since Feb 2024
262 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:29 pm to
We called it "smear the fastlane"
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73218 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:38 pm to
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I wonder what “they” call it nowadays


Tackle the non cisgender he/she tranny.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
5795 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:41 pm to
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I wonder what “they” call it nowadays.

Thump the Trump

EDIT: I like Trump. I was doing what the left would be more likely to support when renaming game from smear the queer. They always approve of attacking Trump.
This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 8:03 pm
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51541 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

I wonder what “they” call it nowadays.


Imagine being upset that it isn't called Smear the Queer anymore
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6653 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:45 pm to
Yep, broke my ankle playing it during recess the morning of the Bush/Gore presidential election.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22563 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:49 pm to
Of course.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
6773 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:52 pm to
Yes, it's called Rugby. We just didn't know it
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7887 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:54 pm to
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“they”


By "they" are you referring to kids? At the end of flag football practice, my son's team plays it and I don't think they call it anything.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70143 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:57 pm to
We just called it tackle the man with the football.
This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 2:58 pm
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24485 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:58 pm to
Yes all of the time. It was almost as fun as playing on a football team in a game.
Posted by fastlane
Member since Jul 2014
2506 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

Imagine being upset that it isn't called Smear the Queer anymore


quote:

GetCocky11


Upset? Just curious.

Like, I’m curious why getcock were the first words you typed when making username.
This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 3:01 pm
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4590 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 2:59 pm to
Hell yeah we smeared the queer

The queer more often than not was straight.
This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
9759 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:00 pm to
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The queer part came in when someone would purposely fumble to avoid the hit.


That’s what we always thought.

as kids we used to play during Friday night high school football games on the patch of grass behind the home stands. Always tried to look tough and show out as the high school team walked to the locker room good times

One time one of the weird girls in our grade tried to steal the ball and run away. Well, a few of the boys thought she wanted to play, caught up to her and tackled her hard. She started crying, mom came out and was pissed off off. The boys said something like “girl shouldn’t try to play with us”
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