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re: Introducing “The Rule of Four Sixes:” OT single guys…do you have ‘em all?

Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:03 am to
Posted by smoked hog
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
1819 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:03 am to
- At least 6 feet tall - check 6'2"
- Has a 6 pack (abs)- Not since after college, flat stomach but no abs
- Earns a 6-figure salary- I'm a Biology & Physics teacher so nope. Maybe when I'm an administrator.
- Has a six inch peen - We talking length or girth here? Either way check
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:03 am to
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- At least 6 feet tall


I have a 6' 4" upper body on stumpy legs for just 5' 8"

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- Has a 6 pack (abs)


I can drink a 6 pack for breakfast but I have a "slab ab" which is really better for grunt work and in a bar fight

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- Earns a 6-figure salary


Over $ 1,000.00 USD is 6 figures, right?

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- Has a six inch peen


When at "rest", it gets bigger when "on the job"


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According to women, all four signify the perfect mate.


Well women say one thing in public and another in private. While a great many women seem to find me perfect in private, that don't always want me to escort them in public.


Probably just so handsome they would lose me to another women.



With me, they can make the beats with 3 backs.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12086 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:06 am to
Thats like 2 sixes, a five, and a three
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21301 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:08 am to
Males qualifying

- At least 6 feet tall - 21%
- Has a 6 pack (abs) - 2%
- Earns a 6-figure salary - 17%
- Has a six inch peen - 40%
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24066 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:08 am to
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- At least 6 feet tall


Working on it...

This post was edited on 2/13/24 at 10:10 am
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
11556 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:13 am to
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- At least 6 feet tall - Has a 6 pack (abs) - Earns a 6-figure salary - Has a six inch peen


Unfortunately I do not meet any of the requirements for this program.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64156 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:14 am to
- At least 6 feet tall - Check by a 1/4 inch

- Has a 6 pack (abs) - frick a 6 pack. I have a keg

- Earns a 6-figure salary - Check by a hair

- Has a six inch peen - Is it summer or winter?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39249 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:22 am to
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According to women, all four signify the perfect mate.


Why would they want a male with that little peen?
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14035 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:26 am to
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Has a 6 pack (abs)
I’ve bought a six pack before, surely this would count? I’ve got the others covered with room to spare.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47766 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:27 am to
3 out of 4 ain’t bad.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78976 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:29 am to
Well, shite. And I thought I would eventually have a shot at one of these high-quality, psychologically & emotionally stable, highly attractive and agreeable American women. My dream is dashed. Imma look in Borneo or maybe Guyana. Somewhere where my qualities of short, poor, small-dicked fatassery would be more appreciated.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:30 am to
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Well, shite. And I thought I would eventually have a shot at one of these high-quality, psychologically & emotionally stable, highly attractive and agreeable American women. My dream is dashed. Imma look in Borneo or maybe Guyana. Somewhere where my qualities of short, poor, small-dicked fatassery would be more appreciated.


Bravo...well-played...
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6558 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:31 am to
What about a six-pack belly? Does that count?
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83406 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:31 am to
What about the rule of four fives?
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14261 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:32 am to
No way I’m busting my arse to get abs.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37162 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:33 am to
What would the female equivalent be?

Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27181 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:36 am to
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Sounds like something a fat guy would say.

*pats your head*
Posted by Red Drum
Coast
Member since Sep 2007
1793 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:41 am to
The 5072 package destroys the four 6's in head to head competition.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22298 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:43 am to
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One woman’s perspective: I’d be happy with a guy that has a 7 figure salary and a six pack of beer. Don’t care about height or peen.


quote:

WhiteRussianDude


Username does not check out.
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27360 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 10:43 am to
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- At least 6 feet tall


Life is tough at 5'1"

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- Has a 6 pack (abs)


Not even close

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- Earns a 6-figure salary



Someday when they promote me to Store Manager at Popeye's

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- Has a six inch peen



I wish, it looks like an acorn has been attached to my torso
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