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re: Introducing “The Rule of Four Sixes:” OT single guys…do you have ‘em all?

Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:42 am to
Posted by pelicanpride
Houston
Member since Oct 2007
1299 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:42 am to
This list sounds like something clueless men imagine women want. 3 out of 4 are purely superficial, and the other is money. What about humor, intelligence, kindness, good with kids, etc.? Y’all need to get off wherever y’all are finding this shite.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90706 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:43 am to
I have all but the abs.

I had the abs in my 20s but I didn’t make 6 figures then. I suppose if my wife left me I could get back in the gym to get those abs back
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19542 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:44 am to
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six inch peen


Wait, is this above average?!
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Member since Jan 2023
7113 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:45 am to
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I would like to think that single women would also like their men to have personalities that are compatible with theirs.

Is that not a thing anymore?

Do single ppl not care if they get along on a level that isn’t surface value only?


All of these types of "polls" are aimed at getting answers like those presented. If you ask me, at 59, 5'11 and pushing 220 with a 6 inch pecker on a good day, if some group asked me what my ideal woman would be it'd be 25, 5'6", 110 pounds or less and some tig ole bitties. Of course if a 50 year old 5 foot tall and 185 with two golf balls in a sock comes on to me who knows what kind of romance might ensue...
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30194 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:45 am to
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- Has a six inch peen


I've long argued that penis size being the end all be all to determine sexual compatibility is unfair.

"Your dick is too small!"

Or, ma'am, maybe your pussy's too big
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Member since Jan 2023
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Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:48 am to
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but any girl that ask me how much i make before we are engaged....yea frick that bitch


I doubt they ask...they try to determine it intuitively...I had a fake Rolex back in the day when I was carousing around Atlanta and most young women couldn't tell it from the real deal. The further north of downtown I went though the more they could....between midtown and Roswell it was pretty much a no go with the exception of Sandy Springs on the weekends when the girls came down out of the mountains looking for a breeding partner...
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54725 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:52 am to
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I've long argued that penis size being the end all be all to determine sexual compatibility is unfair.


Not really, gorilla has the smallest primate peen and live in peaceful family groups for very long periods of time and offspring is known.

Chimps have the biggest primate peen and live in chaos and violence while paternity is 50% at best.


Gorilla women = smart
Chimp women = not so smart
Human women = ????
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:52 am to
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“The Rule of Four Sixes:

I subscribe to the Five Fives Rule:

Five feet tall
Five head forehead
Five figure income
Five inch dong

And

Five knuckles if she gives me an attitude about any of the above.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16184 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:53 am to
These aren't weighted correctly. If you increase number 3 by 1 or 2 digits then all the others go out the window.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
31207 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:53 am to
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This list sounds like something clueless men imagine women want. 3 out of 4 are purely superficial, and the other is money. What about humor, intelligence, kindness, good with kids, etc.? Y’all need to get off wherever y’all are finding this shite.



you may be correct in the more rural south....go to any large city and ask these questions and this is the answers you will get
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Member since Jan 2023
7113 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:55 am to
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- At least 6 feet tall - 21%
- Has a 6 pack (abs) - 2%
- Earns a 6-figure salary - 17%
- Has a six inch peen - 40%


Added together the number is probably around .2% of all men. Cut that down even further by age, sexual orientation and current relationship status and that number drops considerably. These stories are pretty common today yet at age 30 most Americans are either married or in a relationship that is more than casual. What people say in private is their ideal or minimum is, observably, vastly different than what they say in reality. If you have been to a beach or water park in the last 35 years you will know that most Americans are pudgy to fat, the average salary is way less than 6 figures and most men are under 6 feet tall...yet there are babies and kids running eerywhere.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58856 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:57 am to
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5'11 and pushing 220


You need to lose weight. That's fat.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7113 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:57 am to
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quote:
According to women, all four signify the perfect mate.


Why would they want a male with that little peen?


No kidding...if you going to go through life with unrealistic expectations why not dream big???? Maybe those polled have a more realistic idea of the state of affairs visa vie the American pecker though....
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Member since Jan 2023
7113 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 11:58 am to
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What would the female equivalent be?


Alive or at least sufficiently warm to pretend otherwise...
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7113 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 12:00 pm to
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Too many men putting pussy in a pedestal theses days.



The problem is that the pedestal only lasts until the man who placed the pussy there gets what he was looking for and then the woman wonders what went wrong....
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54725 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 12:01 pm to
I am shorter and heavier and pretty sure my "old man strength" could take you down in 1 punch.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7113 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 12:02 pm to
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5'11 and pushing 220


You need to lose weight. That's fat.


Good living will do that to a man. Besides, I caught my limit 36 years ago...
Posted by NOSHAU
Member since Feb 2012
11923 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 12:03 pm to
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Urban Dictionary
Found the problem.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54725 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 12:03 pm to
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Alive or at least sufficiently warm to pretend otherwise...


Had an old mountain baw who was pretty choosy.

Had to be between eight and eight eight
Had to not be dead for more that 3 days
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81890 posts
Posted on 2/13/24 at 12:06 pm to
I only come up .25" short on the peen.

Everything else is golden although my abs need a bit more discipline these last 2 months.
This post was edited on 2/13/24 at 12:08 pm
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