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re: How much money would it take you…

Posted on 8/9/23 at 7:21 pm to
Posted by Nelson Biederman IV
New York, NY
Member since Apr 2014
531 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 7:21 pm to
Naked? So you’re fully exposed to the elements? You may want to reevaluate your parameters. Otherwise the question might as well be “how much would it take to commit suicide?”.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18778 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 7:46 pm to
Like in a cage or just in the open waiting to be eaten?

Scenario 2 there isn't an amount for.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22362 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 7:55 pm to
Nope, I'm not getting Krakenated by Davy Jones.
Posted by Thecoz
Member since Dec 2018
2575 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 7:56 pm to
Was in Turks and Caicos once.. we were snorkeling and i was looking down at the sea life at the bottom.. not far down.. came up to the wall.. drops from idk 30 feet to over 2000 meters… I swam up to where looking down it went from sand bottom to pitch black .. I swam about three feet over the black .. started getting excited and got back to where I could see the bottom again..

All I could think of was jaws.. and my body sinking into the blackness.. stupid I know .. can drown in Thirty feet.. but it was a terrifying feeling for me….
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 8:01 pm to
I'll do it for drugs. Drug me and let me float across the ocean.

Tbh shark invested water is actually terrifying, this not so much.
This post was edited on 8/9/23 at 8:01 pm
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17085 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 8:17 pm to
You talk about a serious arse mental test.

You would have the biggest mental fight with yourself every night with sounds out there and things you think you saw, etc
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
25035 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 8:20 pm to
Naked in the middle of the ocean for a month seems like a death sentence so I’m going to say no amount of money to kill myself. Unless maybe if I’m terminal and on deathbed and the money could go to my family when I die (even if I didn’t make it the month) like Walter White style.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25931 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

You take a research vessel out and they drop you off buck naked with a life jacket on and you just float over the deepest point on earth.


That is a death sentence just due to exposure.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37857 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 8:28 pm to
quote:


Btw I love “how much would it take for you to…” scenarios. I’m going to make it a weekly series

Hey kid ... please don't.

Such a waste of life.

What would it take for you to not waste our time and bandwidth making this a weekly series?
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
25891 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 8:30 pm to
You wouldn’t survive no matter how much food or water you had.
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14022 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 8:31 pm to
Not sure the mega millions could do it. That’s prob my worst fear being in middle of ocean out in the water. frickkkkkk that.
Posted by Turner River Terror
Member since Apr 2022
258 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 8:31 pm to
99 % of sharks are in shallow water along the reef edges.
Thers no Surface food there..so no , or not many sharks.
I'd do it for 5 million give or take.
Lot's of ship wrecked survivors from WW 2 did it for 100 bucks a month
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4370 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 8:32 pm to
Other than the obvious risk of drowning, deep water is much safer in regards to animal life.
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
2456 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

Other than the obvious risk of drowning, deep water is much safer in regards to animal life.


With that much time, either a oceanic white tip or tiger shark would get you.
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
4348 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 9:39 pm to
I just imagine me waking up with no legs or some shite.

Sayin that, I’m good
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22303 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 9:41 pm to
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I would do a lot of things for money...


But I would NOT do that!


I would do anything for love...
Posted by Squirrelwhisperer
Newellton
Member since Jun 2023
163 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

as your skin got soft and sloughed off.


This. No one could last a month without dying
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63354 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 9:45 pm to
I'm trying to figure out why my price should be higher there than anywhere else in the middle of the ocean. I don't think it's the goonie monsters at the bottom that will get me.
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
11332 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 9:53 pm to
Yea, between the water itself and the sun… food and fresh water is only a small piece of the concern.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 9:54 pm to
I don’t think your skin would survive that. Wouldn’t do it for any amount
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