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Turner River Terror

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Registered on:4/18/2022
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I've ran across 2 Indigos in my life.. Palmdale Florida , Fisheating Creek. One I just sat on the ground in front of it and it climbed right into my lap. Very tame..Female , 6/7 Ft or so. Folks on my hunt club , Lifelong Crackers don't even know what they are. Big Bend area of Florida. I hear ...

re: Baby Racoons

Posted by Turner River Terror on 4/22/24 at 7:49 pm
Pawn them Coons off quick while their still cute. I've caught a bunch. Use to sell them Back in the day for 20 Bucks a pop. Raised one Male and , Well you ever tried to get a coon off the bed eating a BBQ Chicken leftovers from the kitchen garbage can.. You just let him eat it cause the sheet is...

re: Pigeon care

Posted by Turner River Terror on 3/27/24 at 6:54 pm
I looked out my window and saw a Pigeon under my truck last week. I captured it and it had 2 Bands. the green one is a Micro Chip that tells what bird was first in a Race back to the Crib. The other band was yellow with a number on it. Google it and you'll find where the Birds home Base is and co...

re: Glades Fish Slayer

Posted by Turner River Terror on 2/17/24 at 6:26 pm
Sound work out real good to hide all the mud , slime and weeds in them Glades. You can do 100 bass days if you know the spots.....
I saw a Graph once.... 9 People die every two seconds on this Planet. Only matters if its's someone close or a horrible death to anyone. My time is coming as well......
You can bet her Husband has been wanting to Taze her for years......
Me.... Wife passed early this year after a 35 year marriage. Studying Facebook and E Harmony dating websites and meeting like 4 woman a week. Next year is gonna be Grand. Pecker still works and I still have a bunch of money at 67....Rock on ...
I'm not even gonna look. I live in Florida and we seem to have Millions of black Panthers down here. Never seen one after 60 years in the woods but I guess their out there somewhere...Maybe...kinda A sorta of.....
I'd carry it gently out into the yard and put a couple turkey Loads thru it before I opened it. Just to be safe and all.....

re: Cows on my lease

Posted by Turner River Terror on 12/11/23 at 7:27 am
I have about 100 cows on my Lease. I love having them there. the Game trails look like highways , the underbrush is cleared out regularly and the deer don't seem to be bothered a bit. Now if I had food plots and feeders it might be a different story but I don't have any of that. I hunt Natural ...
I went thru this earlier this year. My Wife passed away and her little dog was almost blind and totally deaf. I gave him a bunch of sleeping pills , put him outside on his pillow on a really nice day and when he passed out I double tapped him with the Ruger 10/22 Quick and easy. He's buried i...
Heard his name was Bubba and he ran a Dairy farm in Cajun country... just sayin...
I turn 68 tomorrow. A pack of smokes and 2 Beers a night. A bowl of good Weed as well. It is what it is. Years ago my wife and I worked and lived at a retirement home...screw that. Better to Burn out than Fade Away.....
I lived there for 9 years and worked for NPS at Big Cypress. Lived on Chokoloskee Island. Go see Dave Shealy at Trail Lakes Campground. He'll be the barefoot guy wandering around. He knows everything out there. His son has a little Kayak operation that explores the inside Backcountry real well. ...
Friend bought a nice singlewide about 2 years ago. 98 Thousand with no land. It's real nice inside but after you put all your furniture and stuff inside it sure shrinks down to a singlewide. Gotta walk sideways thru the house.. ...
Nuke it from Orbit,,,It's the only way to be sure. My Son is a Cop in South Florida..He deals with them often. They're not sending their best...because they don't have any Best....
Heck..they should continue to send Drones.. Make up a schedule and everybody gets a copy. Good practice for our boys...Got 3 of them today. They were really flying good this morning guys...
I tried it for like 2 weeks. didn't really notice anything different. The Doc wrote me a Script for it. One Thousand , Two hundred Dollars a month. I'm saving a fortune just buying Dunkin donuts , Ressie Cups and Snickers bars. Better to burn out than Fade away.....
My neighbor and I have a deal..She feeds the strays and I give them the Ruger Express. What she don't know won't hurt her...

re: First world problem

Posted by Turner River Terror on 11/10/23 at 6:05 pm
I bought the same meal...12 Tacos for the Family. All I got was like 10 pounds of Taco Sauce, We should meet ....soon...