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Turner River Terror

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Don't Do It...
Buy a new Prehung or a cheap Accordant door that you just screw in place...
Years worth of Experience here.
I bought 5 acres of land with about 115 acres of swamp all around it.
I bought the only Hill in the place at 53 Ft. elevation.
Put in a Lime rock half asp sorta road and a doublewide.
Was my Hunt Camp for 15 years then I moved there.
60 K for everything including the Doublewide that was 12 years old but had never been lived in.
Big Bend of Florida. 19 thousand folks in the entire county....I'm Good , Real Good.

re: Pythons in Florida

Posted by Turner River Terror on 7/17/25 at 6:38 pm to
They'll never be gone...Never..
See , Everglades National Park is Ground Zero...And most of ENP is either flooded Sawgrass prairies that stretch for miles..with Zero access or locked off access.NPS don,t like guns either.
You don't really think them Park Bunny huggers are gonna let Cowboys run all over their Sacred Ground with guns now do you...
I worked for Big Cypress Preserve right next door for about 10 years. Drove it every morning twice a day and all day while at work. Use to see swamp rabbits , maybe 20 every morning. Zero now.
Started finding smaller Pythons ..6 to 10 footers on my home road every month or so. We just ran them over and kept rolling.
I live about 2 miles from 19 just south of Perry.
Many times, I've pulled out on 19 and not seen a car in either direction for miles.
I 75 is a Racetrack...
I fish there at least twice a month. Lot's of Gators there. no problem cause I been fishing the Glades for years..I'm use to them.
But the Gators at St. Marks don't have any manners. They need a good cull there just to knock back the aggressive ones.
Lots of Nature, Bunny huggers go there and are just amazed at a Gator coming close.
Me , as a bit more of a Native know. These Gators need the fear of Man put back in their arse...
WHAT !!..
I love Pigs..well Hogs..
Tired of sitting in a climber all day..? Bust out the 30/30 or the Browing Auto 5 and do a little Stalking and creeping along the swamp edge.
It'll do you good..
TruLieve is looking for Pot Famers in the Panhandle...
Go big or stay home...just sayin..
First thing I noticed was the Demographics of the place.
No Twerking , no fights , no Gang signs. just good ole Republicans having a great time.
Good for them.
Pfff..
Nothing my little Ruger EDC in 9 could not have takin care of.
If I'm blind a Keltec with a Glock switch would clear the sidewalk. some folks are just not prepared.

re: Florida Pythons

Posted by Turner River Terror on 10/9/24 at 7:46 pm to
Walking Catfish are headed North by the thousands up 19 and I 75.
Snakeheads are close behind.
I hear Nutria are swimming South to balance things out.
You can't have our Peacock Bass..Bitc..es
I'd Love to take him Gator Hunting...But that's just me a guy from Florida with a Ruger 22 and a spotlight...and a leaky boat.

I have apparently a Rare CVA Scout.
Stainless , Camo 35 Remington. I can't find them on Gun broker or anywhere else.
It's like They were never made. I Love that little daisy BB gun that shoots 200 grain stompers.
Noting has ever ran away form it...just sayin
I took care of a couple Beachfront Condos back in the day.
The renters would have the AC pegged as low as it would go and every window and glass door wide open most of the day...
Like 4 Dollar T Shirts..or maybe Bird Feeders for 5 Bucks..?
Quick Draw on a Dillo last week in my yard.
He's feeding Buzzards right now plus it was good practice as well..

re: Do normal people get PHDs?

Posted by Turner River Terror on 7/9/24 at 11:15 am to
My Sister in law has one..
Took her 10 years to get it and now she manages a gay bar in Perto Rico.
Money well spent but at least she didn't have to work for 10 years..
DAMM...They gave them a Window Unit and 2 good chairs.
More than I had growing up...
Snook.. by far.
Think of a 20 pound bass busting it up.
Jacks are for ruining a lure quickly. Fun as hell to catch but you might as well release him with your lure hanging off his lips cause it's no good for anything when he get's done with it...
I've ran across 2 Indigos in my life..
Palmdale Florida , Fisheating Creek. One I just sat on the ground in front of it and it climbed right into my lap. Very tame..Female , 6/7 Ft or so.
Folks on my hunt club , Lifelong Crackers don't even know what they are.
Big Bend area of Florida.
I hear Tall Timbers in the Tally area are doing a breeding program on them.

re: Baby Racoons

Posted by Turner River Terror on 4/22/24 at 7:49 pm to
Pawn them Coons off quick while their still cute.
I've caught a bunch. Use to sell them Back in the day for 20 Bucks a pop.
Raised one Male and , Well you ever tried to get a coon off the bed eating a BBQ Chicken leftovers from the kitchen garbage can..
You just let him eat it cause the sheet is already ruined and no need to go get Stiches.
Raised a Female , Even had her spayed. Had her for about 2 years and a strong Blow came in for a few days..never seen her again.
I'm done with them..