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Chelsea Handler didn’t know until she was 40yo that the sun and the moon is not the same

Posted on 1/18/23 at 9:27 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25720 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 9:27 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114040 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 9:29 pm to
I knew the first time I saw her she wasn't funny.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5316 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 9:29 pm to
She claims to be a comedian but this bit isn’t really funny.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12813 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 9:30 pm to
Sounds like a poor attempt at a “dumb blonde” joke.

Doesn’t make it any better with Fallon guffawing as she’s telling the story.

Fallon is such a try-hard.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36140 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 9:31 pm to
My parents lied to me about the need for an education to be successful in life.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37144 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 9:32 pm to
We should cancel female comedians. The world would be a funnier place.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14820 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 9:33 pm to
Tits
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10323 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 10:20 pm to
She also had multiple abortions. She is despicable.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3532 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 10:26 pm to
Yet, I'm sure by 15 she knew with complete certainty that a dick ain't square
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15789 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 11:01 pm to
Did she not go to school? Open a book? Turn on a tv? Have any friends? Something in 40 years would have you key you in on this secret
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
6604 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 12:42 am to
Reminds me of the QB that was in California. then traded to Detroit that looked like he honestly didn’t know which direction the sun came up and went down.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9296 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 12:59 am to
Stupid and not funny.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14130 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:43 am to
Her whole persona seems like a subconscious cry to me. If you listen beyond her drivel, you can sense a lot of pain and resentment in her humor. She is bad fricked up.
Posted by Craw Dawg
Member since Jan 2023
676 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 2:15 am to
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23916 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 2:19 am to
she also likes getting peed on. and probably talked shite about r kelly, ironically of course
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12505 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 4:45 am to
quote:

Chelsea Handler

Nothing appealing about this woman, nothing.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19281 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 5:18 am to
She so woke that she didn’t have time to notice
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 5:30 am to
Call bs
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57344 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 5:37 am to
She'd be laughed out of the industry if she was a right-leaning blonde bimbo. She's given a pass because she's a left-leaning blonde bimbo.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6821 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 5:46 am to
quote:

Chelsea Handler

Awful comedian

However noone else could get a multiple page thread out of such a terrible joke so maybe that's why she is famous.
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