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re: Worse job you ever worked

Posted on 9/16/22 at 5:11 pm to
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39667 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 5:11 pm to
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In the 1980s, I worked as a "fluffer" on a midget porn set. Good times.

Alright, you win! I don’t know what a fluffer is, but it’s got to be funny.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39667 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 5:14 pm to
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In other words one night a week for about 18 months I gave hand jobs to boar hogs.

I might have awarded first place to the fluffer too soon. This thread is awesome!
Posted by hellsu
Northshore via Westbank
Member since Jan 2009
3951 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 5:18 pm to
One summer I had a job at a plant that made concrete pilings. In the mornings I would bend heavy gauge steel rebar into a u shape with a piece of pipe by hand. In the afternoons I would break up any defective pilings with a sledge hammer and throw the chunks into large bins. Fun fun fun for everyone.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17032 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 5:18 pm to
Delivered Sheetrock. But my company wasn’t like Lowes or Home Depot. We didn’t just boom stacks into the garage and leave. We hand carried stacks to whatever room the contractor wanted. 1st floor, 2nd floor, 3rd floor, didn’t matter. And during the summer time, it would test your manhood.
Posted by Deege
Member since Dec 2007
845 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 5:22 pm to
What comes to mind,

Recreation Program Director
Louisiana Training Institute (70's)
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
3715 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 5:51 pm to
Vending machines. So many complaints. I’m just here to fill the machines, buddy.

Plus I was “gifted” one old school machine at some Angelle concrete place in Baton Rouge. It was given to me to fill and collect.

Later on, I learned that the workers would beat the shite out of the machine and evidently also flip it upside down. They took all the money and all the product (chips and candy bars). I filled it twice and had everything stolen, so then I never returned again.

I remember this machine… I stocked it completely full with my own money… I showed up a week later and the machine was completely empty. I was so pumped. Then when I opened it up, there was no money inside… not a single quarter. fricking animals
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 5:54 pm
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13552 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:00 pm to

It's a tie for me.

I worked at a Mexican restaurant washing dishes (illegally) when I was 13 and my parents had just divorced and my mom needed help paying the bills. It was a 6-8 hour shift stuck in that hot and humid kitchen without AC scrubbing endless cheese off of plates, and the massive pots they used to cook rice and cheese dip in. I would be dripping sweat and worn TF out from scrubbing by the end of every shift.

Then when I was in college I was an assistant manager at Tractor Supply. Don't know how many of y'all have actually shopped there, but the biggest seller by far is dog food. The employees are all responsible for unstacking the 30+ pallets of dog food that came in twice a week, hundreds of 50+ pound bags. We weren't allowed to leave a pallet whole in the back room and it was required that every single bag of dog food be put on the back shelves in the stock room, it was painstaking work lifting and moving hundreds of those 50+ pound bags by hand.

That being said, it was a great workout that I got paid for and at that age I was happy to get paid to be in shape. Nowadays I look back and realize just how miserable it was
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
1816 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:14 pm to
Schuykill Metals around Zachary. They recycled batteries to get the lead. I was hired as the safety officer. The job was to make sure the workers wore safety masks. Due to the lead contamination, the workers got a fresh uniform every day. My job was to document any spills of the molten lead and to insure they took a shower at the end of the shift.

Now you may ask what was the problem with this job? Very simple, I was required to go into the showers and watch all these men take showers. It took me a month to find another job.

I should mention that work site is now a closed EPA Superfund site.
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 6:20 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65887 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:23 pm to
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Knocking mortor off old solid clay bricks from a torn down factory with a hatchet and then stacking them on pallets. I was 14 years old in 100 degree Georgia heat in the wide open. I got paid .05/brick.
When I was 12, we had a house in the neighborhood that burned down, a total loss.

It was old folks who just walked away from it.

I went there every day for weeks and salvaged bricks like you’re describing.

I made the same $0.05 per brick cleaned. A neighbor would pick up everything I cleaned each afternoon and pay me then. I got good at cleaning them, made a frick ton of money in 1974.

Amongst the shite I bought with the loot-



Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
5812 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:40 pm to
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unstable patients many demented just super super unsafe.

You must feel privileged to have taken care of our 46th president while he was there
Posted by TennesseeSaturday
Chattanooga, Tn
Member since Jun 2014
615 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:44 pm to
Fleet Operations at an asset based trucking company.

We should all be appreciative of the drivers that keep this country moving.

But a majority of company drivers are terrible and lazy employees. My role I was graded off their performance and reliance on them doing the right thing. 75% of the time, they don’t, then bitch about not getting paid well. Extremely difficult to manage people who may be 1000 miles away when most don’t have any sort of common sense, education and can’t make it in an office job.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29651 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:46 pm to
Casing Crew

Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10323 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:04 pm to
Teaching in the ghetto of EBR.
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3160 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:26 pm to
I peeled onions at a produce processing plant.

Absolutely miserable
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

high school summer job: catching boards off the end of a planer, stacking them, and banding before their moved with a forklift. had to wear eye and ear protection all day and my coworkers were prison inmates. $7/hour. 5AM - 3PM.

Dad: "I got you a summer job that will teach you the value of a college education". it did, he was right.
It took a whole summer?

I know a retired bank president. He grew up in West Virginia. He worked one day in the coal mines. Came out and told his Dad, "I'm going back to school."
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
5038 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:24 pm to
I was a temp at the Lou Ana vegetable oil plant in Opelousas. Had me working the conveyor belt Laverne and Shirley style with big jugs of oil coming at me needing to be boxed.
Main thing I learned is the ONLY difference
between name brand and generic is the label on the bottle.
Posted by Woobie
Member since Jan 2017
2821 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

ever dug trenches on your belly with a tiny shovel?


Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
16928 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:26 pm to
I was order input for a wholesale company that stocked gas stations with candy, chips, cigs, cokes etc. the orders had to be input before the trucks went out at 7 am, meaning I had to go in at 2 am and unlock the place and start putting orders in the computer for $12 an hour.

Absolutely sucked dick, I started stealing my sisters addys just to have motivation to go in and stay awake. I lasted maybe 3 months. Rough times, that was 12 years ago. I’ve come a long way
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 8:27 pm
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10990 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:33 pm to
It was "inspecting outdoor commercial lighting" back in 2002

I would drive around to big arse office buildings at night with maps of their light bulbs, and mark down which ones were out, or cycling (in the process of dying).

The place where I got the truck to drive was in a sketchy hood of San Jose. The guy that trained me gave me a huge maglite to carry on me. I assumed it was to see shite in the dark. He said "Nah, that's for personal protection. The places you're going to be aren't the safest, and you're gonna be there from 8 pm- 3 am".

So, for about three months, I was driving to shitholes in the middle of night, then getting out of the truck and walking around shitholes in the middle of the night, armed with a flashlight.

The worst part is the radio in the garbage arse S-10 didn't work, so I had to ride in silence.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18402 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:37 pm to
Loading UPS trailers in New Orleans east in 1993/94 kinda sucked arse
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 8:39 pm
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