re: Worse job you ever worked

Movie theater during the run of Star Wars Episode 1, between the quality of people dealt with and the bullshite from George Lucas pushed down to us peons about all kinds of threats if we frick things up for his movie. Some of it was normal shite but it included ushers being threatened with firing and lawsuits if they stayed in the theater more than like 5 minutes at any one clip.

The theater chain put up with it because ticket sales were pretty much guaranteed.

Building board roads in the marsh.

Loading hay bales in the field, but worse, unloading them in the barn afterward.

At a horse barn cleaning the stables

I was a "gopher" for my uncle's home building company. He had no formal education and was mean as shite. I joined the Air Force soon after.

Its a tie between welders helper and working on a well service rig.

It wasn't the worst to me, but a lot of people find one job I had to be bad.

I worked at Iowa State's vet school doing research on porcine embryo transfers. One part of that was each Tuesday night I had to collect boar semen and artificially inseminate gilts.

To collect boar semen you have the boar mount a dummy and then apply manual pressure to the corkscrew end of the boar's penis. In other words one night a week for about 18 months I gave hand jobs to boar hogs.

And so I ask.

Sears. The manager was a major count. And no, she wasn't frickable even with someone else's d#@k.

I was a teenage kid too far from home. She was a lonely widow woman hell bent to make it on her own.