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Seems like yesterday we had this dude locked up, then settled for O. They ended up both being huge pieces of shite....

Alternate headline: Morbidly obese man wants more pork....

[quote]Best streaming service to watch all LSU football games?[/quote] LSU is unranked this year. May want to skip signing up for a streaming service until next year at the earliest....

RIP Olivia Newto-John Travolta ...

No joint checking, but he pulls shite like buying prime steak and pecan pie even if it’s not on the list....

My friend bangs his fat married mistress who regularly pretends to work so that she can meet up with my bro, all the while sending her husband grocery shopping. The husband does not even have his own debit card as he can’t hold a steady job. This woman is so fat that she literally plans her husban...

[quote]lots of wet dumps[/quote] ??...

Hopefully you did a rewatch while on a treadmill or something, because wasting away on a couch while rewatching an entire series is pretty terrible....

Harambe and Tanden...

Mutt went from a 10 to a legit 3 by choice. It must have been true love. The woman he left Shania for is hideous....

Doubt this is how it went down....

[quote]By far the worst thing about The Office[/quote] Is Brian the sound guy responsible for the theme song being twice as loud as the actual episode? Because that is by far the worst thing about the office. Makes no sense trying to watch at night and the theme scaring the shite out of anyone sle...

[quote]I’m all for giving chicks a chance to call mens sports [/quote] But why?...

frick Lebron James...

[quote]injury filled due to knee torque while driving.[/quote] He was wealthy enough to hire someone to drive him places. No excuses....

3 emails bitching on a Sunday is the ultimate sign of disrespect. At a minimum set boundaries with this a-hole while looking for a new job....

Update?...

Ron Desantis...

That is all....

Go out and exercise instead of pouting about not getting to watch grown arse men play sports you lazy ass....