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The Hurt Locker: one of the most unrealistic war films ever made

Posted on 5/9/22 at 10:55 pm
Posted by Jack Ruby
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Posted on 5/9/22 at 10:55 pm
According to one former Green Beret who deployed during the 2010s, The Hurt Locker is basically one of biggest piece of shite war films ever made from a straight military perspective: LINK


Is it a good movie? Yes, especially the acting and chemistry between the 3 leads. But is it remotely realistic? Not even close.


Best line from the review:

"So, he goes home...and the cereal ailse fuuuuuucks him up! He just can't deal with the cereal aisle..."
This post was edited on 5/9/22 at 10:59 pm
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
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Posted on 5/9/22 at 11:10 pm to
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 7:34 am to
Kathryn Bigelow also won Best Director and Best Picture as an added f#$% you to James Cameron at The Oscars
Posted by abellsujr
New England
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 7:58 am to
My brother was in the infantry and he said there really isn’t one that nails it.

But when there was action, Black Hawk Down is probably the closest.

Full Metal Jacket was the most realistic boot camp according to him.
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 8:38 am to
Yeah that's about the only criticism you hear regarding this movie.

quote:

"So, he goes home...and the cereal ailse fuuuuuucks him up! He just can't deal with the cereal aisle..."

If that movie was made today it would probably be the tampon aisle.
Posted by TideWarrior
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 8:43 am to
quote:

But when there was action, Black Hawk Down is probably the closest


In a major assault I believe opening scene from Saving Private Ryan, but in modern combat yes BHD event, though it was one of the biggest Fubar of a mission since the Tet Offensive for US military.

quote:

Full Metal Jacket was the most realistic boot camp according to him.


That times 5 as I had 5 DIs at Parris Island.
Posted by 3nOut
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 8:43 am to
quote:

Kathryn Bigelow also won Best Director and Best Picture as an added f#$% you to James Cameron at The Oscars


I have 0 problem with Hurt Locker beating Avatar. As flawed as Hurt Locker is, it’s insanely better than Avatar.

The only reason I can’t say Black Panther is the most ridiculous best picture nomination ever is because Avatar was nominated before that.

And I really like both Avatar and Black Panther.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:02 am to
Great movie, but not realistic in the slightest. No war movie is though. If you wanted a realistic bomb defusal scene, it would take 5 hours

quote:

"So, he goes home...and the cereal ailse fuuuuuucks him up! He just can't deal with the cereal aisle..."


he's being pretty dense here. it's not that the cereal aisle is triggering anything, he's just in the grocery store and realizing how much he misses the rush and wants to go back
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:06 am to
i've always heard Generation Kill is closest to reality.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:19 am to
quote:

quote:
"So, he goes home...and the cereal ailse fuuuuuucks him up! He just can't deal with the cereal aisle..."


he's being pretty dense here. it's not that the cereal aisle is triggering anything, he's just in the grocery store and realizing how much he misses the rush and wants to go back


Yeah, I thought the grocery store scene was pretty clear.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:21 am to
The Barrett scene has to be one of the most ridiculous sequences in major film
Posted by Pettifogger
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79414 posts
Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Yeah, I thought the grocery store scene was pretty clear.



I thought it was kind of lazy, in the sense that the grocery store/mall breakdown thing is a trope. But it's well known even to non-military people so I'm not sure why it's particularly objectionable.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4433 posts
Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:28 am to
quote:

My brother was in the infantry and he said there really isn’t one that nails it.

But when there was action, Black Hawk Down is probably the closest.

My cousin is a Ranger and says the same thing. All have many flaws but Black Hawk Down gets closest to correct.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:29 am to
quote:

he's being pretty dense here. it's not that the cereal aisle is triggering anything, he's just in the grocery store and realizing how much he misses the rush and wants to go back


What made it worse was his cashier's name was Martha.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10665 posts
Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:35 am to
In a major assault I believe opening scene from Saving Private Ryan
---My uncle was a Ranger in WW2 and made 5 landings. He said the only inaccuracy in that opening scene was, there was no smell.
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:37 am to
The movie still kicks arse tho, love it.
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:43 am to
quote:

he's being pretty dense here. it's not that the cereal aisle is triggering anything, he's just in the grocery store and realizing how much he misses the rush and wants to go back


I think I could find my own form of rushes here at home if I were married to Evangaline Lilly.
This post was edited on 5/10/22 at 11:27 am
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10885 posts
Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:43 am to
The most boring war movie I've ever seen. I'm still not sure how Anthony Mackie became a successful actor
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66497 posts
Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:52 am to
quote:

The Barrett scene has to be one of the most ridiculous sequences in major film


for sure
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25634 posts
Posted on 5/10/22 at 9:57 am to
That’s harsh.

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