So my buddy Kalunda (not his real name) stopped by last night to return my Tivo and borrow some toilet paper. We hadn't chatted in a while, so we grabbed a few beers and headed out to the back patio.

I told him that I was helping my son study for his Social Studies test about Culture and Heritage. Some of the pages in the chapter discussed myths, tall tales and legends.

The K-man was reminded of the urban myth about Richard Gere and the gerbil. We found it amazing that the gerbil story spread as much as it did without the aide of the internet.

I recall learning about that story in grade school. Do you think it was one dude or a group of people that came up with that story? Has Gere ever addressed the story?

Do you think the person that came up with the Gere story also came up with the Rod Stewart story?

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FleshEatingSalsa•157 months

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When did you first learn about Richard Gere and the gerbil?

The reference in "Scream".

barry•157 months

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. We found it amazing that the gerbil story spread as much as it did without the aide of the internet.

How do you think my generation found out about blowing into Nintendo cartridges.

DieselTiger1•157 months

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When did you first learn about Richard Gere and the gerbil?

insufficient thread title

I think someone told me in highschool :dunno:

Mouth•157 months

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the Rod Stewart story

LSUballs•157 months

Rod Stewart swallowed so much jizz he had to go to the ER and get his stomach pumped.

It was either that or die of a jizz overdose.

Chad504boy•157 months

(Posted on 4/14/11 at 8:55 a.m.)

Celery•157 months

There's a Rod Stewart story? Details please.

Oh and what about Phil Collins?

gabe311•157 months

Never heard about Phil Collins. What's his story?

CocomoLSU•157 months

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Never heard about Phil Collins. What's his story?

Well I reMEMBAH.

Chad504boy•157 months

We EvA MEt MeT MET

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Choupique19•157 months

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So my buddy Kalunda (not his real name) stopped by last night to return my Tivo and borrow some toilet paper.

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.

It's time to cut off Kalunda. That dude is always bumming your toilet paper.

Chicken•157 months

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It's time to cut off Kalunda. That dude is always bumming your toilet paper.

I still owe him for the time he faux finished my kitchen walls. Instead of paying him in cash, we agreed I would pay him in toilet paper.

Choupique19•157 months

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I still owe him for the time he faux finished my kitchen walls.

Well in that case, that's what friends are for!! :cheers:

Choupique19•157 months

Important man posts a dumb thread, it immediately becomes a thread to ponder

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Afreaux•157 months

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When did you first learn about Richard Gere and the gerbil?

Back in the 90's, a magazine referenced it as an urban myth "that even the National Enquirer wouldn't comment on."

ApeCo80•157 months

I was petting my gerbil and eating a fudgecicle(sp?).

cheese99•157 months

I don't remember when I heard the Gerbil story, probably college.

I heard the Rod Stewart one in high school, though. My friend's older brother told me about it. :lol:

I've heard the Phil Collins one, I think that was in high school, but it could've been later.

manwich•157 months

LINK

ehidal1•157 months

Is this like the one that Jon Bon Jovi OD'ed and had to get his stomach pumped and they found semen?

LSUAlum2001•157 months

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Is this like the one that Jon Bon Jovi OD'ed and had to get his stomach pumped and they found semen?

Re-written from the original Rod Stewart story.

wahoocs•157 months

I think the Rod Stewart story reference appeared in a Rolling Stone article around '79.

While going through a separation or divorce, Mick Jagger's wife confessed to finding the two together in a compromising position, and embellished the rest of the story.

The Phil Collins legend from "In the Air Tonight", as I heard it somewhere around '85, was a man who came home to find his wife being raped, later in life crossed paths with said guy in distress from a boating accident, and left him for dead.

supatigah•157 months

The rod stewart story is also an Elton John story, a little Richard story and a Freddie Mercury story

The story with Mick Jagger was actually with David Bowie and it was Angie Bowie that said she came home to find them in bed together

Tiger Ryno•157 months

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The Phil Collins legend from "In the Air Tonight", as I heard it somewhere around '85, was a man who came home to find his wife being raped, later in life crossed paths with said guy in distress from a boating accident, and left him for dead.

Wasn't this the same plot from Romancing the Stone!

Tiger in Texas•157 months

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he story with Mick Jagger was actually with David Bowie and it was Angie Bowie that said she came home to find them in bed together

That is correct...

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LSUAlum2001•157 months

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I recall learning about that story in grade school. Do you think it was one dude or a group of people that came up with that story? Has Gere ever addressed the story?

Same. Right after Pretty Woman.

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Do you think the person that came up with the Gere story also came up with the Rod Stewart story?

The story of him passing out onstage and the hospital finding a quart of semen in his stomach?

:lol:

gorky•157 months

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borrow some toilet paper

:lol:

The Sad Banana•157 months

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When did you first learn about Richard Gere and the gerbil?

On that episode of Family Guy. True story.

TigerRagAndrew•157 months

How about Marilyn Manson and the surgically removed ribs?

LSUAlum2001•157 months

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How about Marilyn Manson and the surgically removed ribs?

So he can suck his own dick?

I'm leaning to this story being true since he looks like a pole smoker.

el Gaucho•157 months

ya'll know pauly shore died right?

LSUballs•157 months

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I'm leaning to this story being true since he looks like a pole smoker.

I agree. I think he turned gay after several failed attempts to lure Whinney Cooper away from Kevin.

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northLAgoomba•157 months

Wasn't there also a story about Alanis Morissette?

LSUballs•157 months

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Wasn't there also a story about Alanis Morissette?

Yes. She went down on Uncle Joey in a theatta.

ladytiger118•157 months

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Yes. She went down on Uncle Joey in a theatta.

She wrote You Oughta Know about Uncle Joey/Dave Coulier. :lol:

CaptainsWafer•157 months

Joey wasnt an uncle, hoss.

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LouisianaLady•157 months

My dad told it to me. I said Gere was cute once when I was pretty young and dad told me :lol:

unbeWEAVEable•157 months

I had never heard about this and had to google it to see what it was about.

Gerbilling :lol:

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