The Sad Banana

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What do you think of 2042? I haven't messed with it in a while but the last time I played it felt and played really well. I just missed being able to filter by game type like you typically can with BF, but I wonder if they fixed that also

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How they took a great idea like the Portal and still have a truly awful, bad bland game is beyond words.

They have zero equity left from Battlefield 3 and 4. I have no confidence in the future of Battlefield.

I didn’t think it would be so good to see your reply, but that’s my mistake. It’s good to see you brother.

What they do to this franchise? It’s undergone some kind of transgender reformation and identifies as a fat, purple haired lesbian version of its former self.

The cosmetics absolutely suck. It ruins everything about the game. The initial marketing is all grit and grounded (I know it’s a video game…I know it’s supposed to be fun…but it’s just not) and while the campaign was somewhat interesting, the MP is littered with these stupid slapstick outrageous outfits and camos.

I know this isn’t new to CoD—but it’s too much.
And now the “movement”. The movement sweats are some of the cheesiest douchebags in the lobby. And the developers continue to cater to them. Black Ops 6 is going to be so bad—in fact, it’s free to me on Game Pass but I ain’t touching it.

I think I’m just disappointed that this is the direction they took. It sucks. If this is what most people like then I’m cool not being like most people.

Yeah I’m old…yeah I’m slower and I don’t like siezure-inducing gameplay—but what of it, you broccoli-headed youngsters? I’m not mad at you—I’m disappointed in a game I had so many good memories with.

I’ve been watching streamers play the alpha test when I workout in the mornings. A lot of them are playing extraction mode, naturally—that probably gets the most views. But the Battlefield mode looks legit.

I’m big on weapon customization and character customization and this game lets you have a lot of freedom in the gunsmith. I’m pumped about that.

They say they have a big announcement for Gamescom—hoping it’s a release date and console news.

I don't really understand the Jaylon Smith release. He looked like a great fit here.

I'll give it a shot in the open beta period. It still looks like Fortnite cartoon bullshite, so I doubt it's for me.

I actually really like Ground War. I just want to know why all of these blueprints and operator skins have to look like Fortnite cartoon characters.

Wait you do? I legit had no idea about that.

What’s your role?

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I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older. But I’ve only played the new season twice now and nothing really brings me back to the game and keeps me wanting to play. I also have no want to upgrade the new weapons by grinding or trying to unlock them through the overly complicated menus and battle pass. I’m just bored with it.

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I am having a better time playing Ground War in MWII than most anything. I like DMZ, but I find that the trolls and tryhards that are having issues with Warzone 2 are just going to DMZ to ruin everyone else's time. I like DMZ a lot. It's a good chill way to play except when you run into the tryhard sweats.

I do like the weapons and the weapon/attachment tuning. I like to play the game a little slower than most with guns that have more gritty camo and attachment combos. I don't like the gold weapons or the fire anime bullets or anything like that.

It's really weird that IW markets this game in the gritty, grounded military style (a lot of the artwork in the game's menus are extremely cool and realistic), but the store has bunny costumes and BBC cat ear black guys as operator skins. And Shredder. I just don't get why they do it.

The reason I keep playing CoD is because it just feels awesome to use the weapons. The guns feel great. It just works. All the lame shite aside, the game is still the one to beat. I just wish there was something as good as CoD that eliminated all the stupid shite that doesn't fit the atmosphere of the game they market.

ETA: The operator skins in the battle pass were pretty top notch, except for the big titty chick. I don't like the Black Cell gold stuff, but I can see how some do. So I didn't buy that extension of the BP.

Also, I'm ready for Plunder.

They should really bring back Verdansk...Al Mazrah is a great map. I love it. But so is Verdansk. There's no reason why it shouldn't return and that all the operator skins we had for it won't come over.

Sniper rifles ruin every single match of multiplayer. That's what the majority of douchenozzles do all match long and it's infuriating.