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[quote]idk if this will work for someone who is chemically dependent[/quote] No. Someone who is chemically dependent on alcohol should never quit turkey, unless they want to die. That said, NA beer still has around .5 percent alcohol, so it’s like a little microdose....

Neither Leif nor Chris stepped foot in the US of A. Shouldn’t have a federal holiday for either of these Eurotrash bums. ...

I like his cute little notepad....

I usually just drink water or NA beer. Most times people don’t even notice or care, but if they do notice they’re usually curious about why I don’t drink. People get uncomfortable getting hammered around a non-drinker....

I prefer Threonate for sleep. I use a powder mix before bed. I’ve tried both....

$397.29...

Where do you think dirt comes from? It’s been observed on new volcanic islands that grass and lichen can quickly take purchase. On an island lichen and moss decay and turn to dirt, dead grass turns to dirt, bird shite turns to dirt, sea detritus turns to dirt, eroded rock turns to dirt, sea shells a...

I tried dying my beard. After about 3 attempts I just gave in to the aging. Too much work. Fortunately men look pretty distinguished with a little salt and pepper. Women get the short end of the stick on that one....

Baseball was more interesting when McGwire and Sosa and Bonds were hitting .400 with 80 HRs. I wonder what happened?...

I mean, this probably works for Mexico too....