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In year 1 is an unrealistic expectation

re: Blake is so easy to scheme against.

Posted by Celery on 12/27/25 at 11:24 pm to
Just call a blitz beater every time

re: How is Pickett getting cooked

Posted by Celery on 12/27/25 at 10:03 pm to
He’s not Mansoor Delane

re: Why would Frank Wilson even care?

Posted by Celery on 12/27/25 at 9:54 pm to
Every game he coaches is an audition for his future.

re: Bodywash sucks

Posted by Celery on 12/27/25 at 11:27 am to
Do you really want to wash your face with the same bar of soap your father in law used to clean out his booty hole? Who’s the psychopath?

re: Worst Period in American History?

Posted by Celery on 12/26/25 at 4:13 pm to
Civil War
Slavery
Harambe aftermath
Can’t garnish a paycheck if there is no paycheck.
Grandmothers better watch their backs in Assumption Parish.
I wouldn’t let my kids hangout with my child self.

re: Screwed Over Attempting a Good Deed

Posted by Celery on 12/22/25 at 9:44 pm to
I’ve been burned too many times. They’ve hardened my formerly kind spirit.
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Lol at people swimming in the ocean in the west coast, the water is always cold.


They call that area from Monterey to Bolinas The Red Triangle precisely because of the amount of great whites feeding on seals and sea lions. 11% of the world’s great white attacks occur there. Swimming there is really stupid.
Maybe it was because he replaced his own semen with an 18 year old’s.
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Don’t forget where you got dem shoes!


Someone asked me this recently when I was down there taking the kids to the aquarium. What’s it mean? Did I narrowly escape a robbing?
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utterly boring and unremarkable place that makes the league more generic for their existence


Now do Green Bay

re: NFL Christmas games QB situation

Posted by Celery on 12/21/25 at 4:09 pm to
Yeah, I can’t believe they didn’t know these guys would be hurt 8 months ago when they scheduled the games.
Yep. My driveway is usually full with my neighbor’s sycamore leaves by now. They’re all still on the tree.

re: Non whey protein

Posted by Celery on 12/18/25 at 1:07 pm to
I’ve used pea protein at various times. It’s like drinking chalk, but you get used to it. Obviously not as good as whey, but it works well enough.
Interstates are fine unless there are exits on the left side. It’s downtowns that often mess me up. Some cities have different rules for pedestrians and just sort of different unwritten rules or variations on the courtesy/aggression scale.