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For example, 99% of women cross their legs like this:

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Many men of power cross their legs the same way:

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However, at our softball game the other night, this one dude on our team was crossing his legs like in the pictures above, and he was ridiculed. I guess he was expected to cross his legs like this:

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I don't cross my legs since my balls are oversized, but I can see crossing them like in the two top pics being more comfortable.

What does the OT say?
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any guy who crosses his legs like this while wearing shorts should be shot. nobody wants to look at your balls brah.
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ankle over knee feels better to me and no accusations of being a fag. win-win.

and showing my balls off while wearing shorts is just another reason to love warm weather. stop staring at my crotch, brah.
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My balls are way too big to cross like Obama does.
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I cant
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I cross like the top picture if I'm dressed up, typically with my hands clasped around the top knee.

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It's more comfy lady style. You just gotta move your balls outta the way.
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ghey
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I cross mine both ways

My dicks not big enough to stop me
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I mostly sit on the floor indian style....or kneel facing Mecca
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can do any way other than ankle to knee.
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I don'y know about acceptable but, it's uncomfortable as hell.
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I will cross them both ways, just depends on the situation.

However, people should note there is a difference in how Cheney is crossing his and how Obama is crossing his. Obama does it like the girl above, where his leg is crossed all the way over on the other side. I cant do that.

Cheney does it where the underpart of one knee sits on top of his other knee. That is how I do it, and fully acceptable IMO.
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I do that in public just so that I'm not constantly hounded by hot chicks.

But seriously, if you do that and it's uncomfortable for your balls, you're doing it wrong.
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quote:

Many men of power cross their legs the same way:


It's a continental European thing, the men there generally do it that way.
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I cannot physically do the first one. I always do the ankle over the knee
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like a gentleman

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I cross em like the chick. It doesn't effect my ballsack at all. As the right leg lifts to go over the left, my balls drop comfortably under my right leg.

The only way I can imagine it having any effect would be if you grabbed your balls and pulled them up while crossing. That's just silly.
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When I'm evaluating patients in the clinic, I find it easier to cross my legs like the first picture simply because it is easier to write on a clipboard that way. Otherwise, I do the second picture.
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I sit indian style on the floor.
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I sit indian style on the floor.



I'm double jointed, so I find it impossible to sit Indian Style. I can do it easily with both of my knees going inward rather than outward.
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Why not sit comfortably, with no crossing?
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I'll do either. I really don't give a shite.
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I think it's a bit ridiculous that people judge another because of how he or she crosses his or her legs.
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I do the man cross probably 95% the time. It feels a little more natural to me. I think it depends on the height of the chair and how you're built as to what's more comfortable. Both seem to be acceptable
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Gradual transition to the "power cross"

fag.

I physically can't sit like that. muscular legs? idk. if i try that, my calf gets to my knee and then my crossed legs points straight out like it was ankle to knee anyway.
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Making one of the ways to cross one's legs into a taboo is the mark of a culture I can laugh at.

pathetic.

be comfortable.

This reminds me of the line from Good Morning AMerica, in which the comedian uses the phrase WOMEN IN COMFORTABLE SHOES as a stand in for lesbians.

I dont wear pointy Italian shoes.
I cross my legs however I feel like.

What about the way you put your belt into your pants?
Is that one also one of the items that 'men' do one way and women another?





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I do it and I learned it from Michael Corleone.
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Hell no. The junk gets in the way.
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i can cross my legs two times.
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