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re: Gears of War E-Day

Posted by CornDogCologne on 10/9/26 at 8:24 pm to
Purity spiral.

What has our society conserved? What have we saved? Seems like the entertainment industry is pretty unilaterally ideologically opposed against you, eh?

What forthright right winger has emerged to save the entertainment industry?

Just make memes. Just type horseshite on message boards. That'll fix it.

Pick better targets. Better yet, create something. Beats saying "shite sucks" on a message board.
seems cool but I cant tell if the style is for me or not.

seems like survival horror meets old school lucas arts adventure.

re: Gears of War E-Day

Posted by CornDogCologne on 10/9/26 at 6:52 pm to
Right wing performative figs are just as bad as the left wingers.

Meanwhile Trump and his tech bros are throwing up flock cameras and data centers fricking up component prices and you're somehow copacetic with it?

I have evolved. I hate both teams equally. Continue whining about an optional flag on a character customization screen.

Gamergate was back in 2015 and we are still bitching about the same shite. Keep seething. I'm bored with this bullshite.

re: Gears of War E-Day

Posted by CornDogCologne on 10/9/26 at 4:03 pm to
Be careful.

The official positions on this board on legacy series are either:

A) It doesn't live up to my warped sense of nostalgia so it's dogshit

or

B) A content creator that purportedly aligns with my belief system but is actually grifting said it's woke and gay. I didn't even consume the content, but I'll make a value judgement on 20 second clips out of context. Big Brain time!

Nuanced opinions? Nah. Everything sucks. You enjoy something? Must be stupid, woke, gay...

re: Gears of War E-Day

Posted by CornDogCologne on 10/8/26 at 5:07 pm to
The peanut gallery of “woke, gay, and lame” of those people who haven’t played were busy expressing asmongold, Nickmercs, and peanuts opinion of the game.

This place is like inverse Reddit. I always thought of myself as on the right but obvious circle jerk is obvious. Yall enjoy the thread.

re: Gears of War E-Day

Posted by CornDogCologne on 10/8/26 at 4:51 pm to
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tween the hedges


Been having fun in horde and versus off and on for a few days.

The entire board has decided to hate it so your mileage may vary.

re: Gears of War E-Day

Posted by CornDogCologne on 10/6/26 at 12:11 pm to
Feels more like gears 1-3 than the more recent entries.

I've heard it said that it feels like Gears' equivalent to Halo: Reach.

I can see that. Very bleak. Major Locust invasion in a world weakened by an 80 year war that just ended. shite goes sideways quick.

Campaign is a mix of open world and linear. I tend to prefer linear but open segments aren't bad.

Haven't played enough horde or versus to comment much but they both seem about what I'd expect them to be.
Doesn't help that this latest term has brought us a ballroom, a war nobody asked for, and the promise of $5000 buyoff if we vote Republican in the midterms.

All the crybabies can do is point at trans flags or annoying women represented in media and cry. Don't worry about what the assholes in entertainment are doing ideologically. worry about your own team and how they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

All anyone has to do to print money via content creation is make well produced videos about how every new game or movie is 'woke' and sell it to a bunch of terminally online chuds who cannot do a goddamn thing other than complain. A captive willing audience.

There are objectively 'woke' pieces of trash that have been released. subversions of once great franchises. I hated what Disney did to Star Wars, for example.

However you cannot apply that to every modern release. It's counter productive and loses anybody whose IQ is above 70 or whose entire identity isn't built around vindictively lashing out against the left.
I used to care about this culture war bullshite but I just can't even anymore.

The left is insane and the right are a bunch of do nothing crybabies.

I'll just play my stupid game and move on about my business. :lol:
The tranny flags get included in every online slop game. COD does the same shite.

Didn’t know one of the lead devs was a troon but aside from the lesbian chick (Mags) being avidly anti corporate and anti COG and being just a stick in the mud, I can’t point to anything that might be considered “the message”. Most civvies hate the COG and gears due to bad optics and the world going to shite so it’s not like she’s saying anything that hasn’t been said by the stranded in previous games.

The scarred up captain lady was amusing but she doesn’t really play much of a role in the campaign gameplay so whatever.
Just finished Control Resonant as of about 30 minutes ago.

I really enjoyed it. Does a good job of setting itself apart from the original while still being very much a part of that world.

I wasn't sure if I was going to like all the changes, but it got its hooks into me quickly. I initially thought it was a puzzling choice to shift from Jesse and it's magic/gun centric gameplay to a more melee focused game centered around Dylan. But I really started to like Dylan and they do some cool stuff with his character.
Control Resonant and E-Day
Glad to see it’s getting good reviews.

E-Day always seemed like a good premise for a gears title. Excited to try it.
I'm looking forward to Lucia and Jason's toenail maintenance.

Ingrown nails would really adversely impact their ability to rob the corner store.

re: Castlevania Turns 40

Posted by CornDogCologne on 9/28/26 at 4:28 pm to
My first exposure to the series was Simon's Quest back when it was relatively new. I really enjoyed the music and atmosphere and I was too young to know how shitty the progression and difficulty curve were. Going back to it as an adult, there is no way in hell anybody beat that thing back before the days of online walkthroughs/youtube tutorials.

The Angry Video Game Nerd was right to shite all over it.

I haven't played/completed every game in the series, but Castlevania is an incredible series overall. Not every title is a banger but it's helped to create an entire genre of exploration based side scroller games. SOTN still holds up to this day.
I don't think Insomniac was ever going to be the studio to deliver that.

Really, ever since Hugh Jackman got cast as Wolverine, the characterization has been muddled. Even if they say otherwise, most audiences tend to prefer charisma and physical attractiveness. Just add a dash of mean spirited and that's the best they can do.

And studios (game, movie, or otherwise) seem to prefer safe or marketable over staying true to character.

It seems like most modern writers have a hard time letting people sit with anything unpleasant. I see it play out quite often whenever you're placed in the role of 'villain' or even someone who's mildly unpleasant, there is some contrivance to make the character good or they find their conscience or whatever. just a trend that I've picked up on.
Think that most popular comics got overrun with heavy handed social justic themes, but I haven't purchased a comic since the 90's so I wouldn't know.

I think X-Men was left out in the cold whenever the fox movies fell out of favor and the Marvel studios films became red hot. X-Men has always felt like a second fiddle marvel outfit ever since.

I consider all comics to be mostly shlock at the end of the day. it's nice when you can elevate it to something greater because some of the storylines are cool when done well, but I rarely go into it with high expectations so I suppose a mid Wolverine adaptation didn't rankle me too much.

So long as they don't go hyper heavy handed into social justice and can keep the story somewhat grounded in the subject matter at hand, I'm largely fine.
Perhaps I have a low opinion of comics.

Dumb story feels perfectly in line with a comic plot. So therefore, I award it with “fine”. Acceptable. It met my expectation.

It’s not amazing. It’s not breath taking. It’s not a tour de force. It’s fine.
I beat the game. It was fine. 7/10 experience.

There was enemy variety. Mostly humanoid, but each faction had unique enemies and the combat had some degree of variety.

Combat had some level of depth, but we aren't talking a ninja gaiden or a sekiro level combat system. You can likely get lucky with dodging and mashing square but there is more depth if you want it.

The story was fine. I don't know that I enjoyed every choice made and I think I prefer the movies/comics in terms of how the world is set up, but I didn't find anything appalling here. It seems like it serves as an origin point for mutants. Essex was trying to force mutants out into the open and I think it sets the stage for a larger mutant presence in this world. The way they handled Jean and how she factors into Logan's life is very different than what we have seen before.

Most of the nitpicks are largely superficial. weird facial animations being clipped and made fun of. single lines of dialogue being taken out of context. The motorcycle sections were bad and deserve mockery, but most of the other 'critiques' were overblown.

Anybody universally praising this as excellent and anyone trashing it as a 3/10 disaster are clowns. full stop. so tired of culture war/impotent nerd rage over dumb shite. Just feels so insincere. The internet and social media feed off of outrage, so everyone's looking for a hot take. Exhausting.

It was a fine albeit average comic book action game.
Excellent work beating that boss, player. Now lets hear a word from our friends over at Raid: Shadow Legends.