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re: Iguanas in the Keys: How bad?

Posted on 10/26/23 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by MikeHoncho47
St. Mary Parish
Member since Aug 2016
1555 posts
Posted on 10/26/23 at 2:21 pm to
I'm not backing out. That was never the plan. All I was doing was asking since I have never been there. I told her she was overreacting but figured I'd ask.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21502 posts
Posted on 10/26/23 at 3:25 pm to
We have traveled to many places where there were iguanas. USVI, BVI, Puerto Rico and surrounding islands for example. They're very curious and will get close to you, but I've never heard of anyone getting bit or tail whipped by one that wasn't being agitated. I've heard that they will drop out of tree limbs near people, but they aren't aggressive. Never eaten iguana, but in some areas they call it "chicken of the tree."
Posted by BlackenedOut
The Big Sleazy
Member since Feb 2011
5807 posts
Posted on 10/26/23 at 3:34 pm to
Can confirm they will fall out of trees when it gets below like 42°. What you don’t want to do is put them in a catatonic state in a trash bag and place in your trashcan which is inside your garage. What you do want to do is grab an air rifle, garden clippers, or shovel and decapitate them.

Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6017 posts
Posted on 10/26/23 at 4:09 pm to
I’m just giving you grief.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22693 posts
Posted on 10/26/23 at 5:31 pm to
Dude. While some here may have seen only a few, I saw hundreds at Duck key. All sizes too. If lizards are a deal breaker, you may want to go to Colorado.
Posted by GOP_Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
17894 posts
Posted on 10/26/23 at 8:52 pm to
Here's my photo from when I was in Key West a few years ago:


Posted by MikeHoncho47
St. Mary Parish
Member since Aug 2016
1555 posts
Posted on 10/26/23 at 9:39 pm to
All good. At this point it’s not changing. To the guy that said Colorado… I’d love to. She’s not into the cold. I could spend thanksgiving in Alaska. Her not so much. Lol
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
11721 posts
Posted on 10/26/23 at 11:09 pm to
Stayed at the Isla Bella in Marathon last December and honestly can’t remember seeing any. Compared to Puerto Rico where they are like geckos it was nothing.

Saw a manatee playing in the marina next to us while kayaking which was super cool.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42515 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 5:47 am to
Time to get her on some medications
Posted by metallica81788
NO
Member since Sep 2008
8519 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 7:17 am to
She's not into reptiles, nor the cold...

Where the f do you live
Posted by GOP_Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
17894 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:58 am to
quote:

She's not into reptiles, nor the cold...


OP is looking for travel advice and not life advice, but wow ...
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97658 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:00 am to
I see them get run over by vehicles all the time. If she really hates them, maybe you can take a day to just drive around and take them out.


Should make her feel better
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18775 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 8:54 am to
Maybe she would be interested in sniping iguanas with air rifles. I see folks on YouTube doing a lot of that in Florida. Doing it from a boat on a canal looks like a blast.
Posted by Pikes Peak Tiger
Colorado Springs
Member since Jun 2023
3953 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 1:15 pm to
Seems like your fiancé is showing you a giant red flag.

Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37134 posts
Posted on 11/1/23 at 2:28 pm to
She will see a few, most likely, but they won't come up to her and try to kiss her or anything...
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
29207 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:51 am to
Just got back from a long weekend in KW and didn’t see a single one. Gecko’s and chickens out the wazoo yes, iguana’s, not a one.
Posted by nolaTiger24
Member since Sep 2008
1548 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:34 am to
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I told her she was overreacting


RIP
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21502 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Just got back from a long weekend in KW


Fantasy Fest pics aren’t loading.
Posted by FirstCityDawg
Member since May 2017
2519 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 11:33 am to
I’ve been down there 3 times in last two years. Key West twice, Islamorada once. First Key West trip was in April and we saw quite a few but I’d compare them to squirrels in your yard. The next trip in Islamorada we saw 1 the whole time. That was in August. The last was Key West in December and there were significantly less. The chickens in Key West are WAY more prevalent.
Posted by bazeball
Equipped, not stripped.
Member since Jun 2006
478 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:34 pm to
We've been to Marathon once and KW twice in the last two years. We maybe saw one or two in KW, but we saw many more in Marathon. I like the analogy of a squirrel in the yard. That's pretty accurate.
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