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We Got 'em Now, Baws. AI just discovered the BIGGEST legal insider trading op in AMERICA!

Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:12 am
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
24333 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:12 am


This AI just exposed the BIGGEST legal insider trading operation in America.

A platform called GovGreed built a seven-layer machine learning system that cross-references every stock trade disclosed by every sitting politician against the bills their committees control, the campaign donations they receive, and the companies their votes directly impact.

It scored all 540 politicians currently in Congress. And the numbers are crazy:

56% of every stock purchase made by Congress in the last 16 months was on a stock directly affected by a bill the buyer later voted on. That is 6,170 out of 11,016 total purchases.

More than HALF of all congressional stock buys are on companies whose fate that same politician is about to decide.

343 of 540 Congress members actively trade stocks while holding access to nonpublic legislative information.

That is 63.8% of the entire legislature making market bets with an informational edge that would put any hedge fund manager in prison.

The AI identified 752 active "Triple Signals" in the current Congress. A Triple Signal fires when three conditions line up at once:

The politician sits on the committee controlling a bill, they traded stock in a company affected by that bill, AND they received campaign contributions from that same industry.

Bills carrying these insider indicators pass at 5.4 TIMES the normal rate.


Now look at the individual leaderboard:

- Nancy Pelosi's estimated portfolio sits at $194 million with a Greediness score of 98.1 out of 100
- Ro Khanna made 13,231 trades across 800+ different tickers
- Michael McCaul made 32,302 trades and filed 6,670 of them late
- Thomas Suozzi filed 86.4% of his trades late with an average delay of 396 days, meaning his disclosures landed over a YEAR after he made the trade

And then there is Lisa McClain, the fourth-ranking Republican in the House. She has made 1,443 trades in three years, more than 98% of all politicians tracked.

She violated the STOCK Act twice in a single year, disclosing up to $900,000 in trades months after the legal deadline. Her husband bought up to $250,000 in Elon Musk's xAI, which quietly converted into SpaceX equity before last Friday's $2 trillion IPO.

The penalty for all of this? A $200 fine.

The number of Congress members ever prosecuted under the STOCK Act since it passed in 2012? Zero.

And the cruelest part is this:

A bill to ban congressional stock trading was introduced in January 2026. It has bipartisan support. Over 80% of American voters want it passed.

But Congress is sitting on it, because the people who would have to vote yes are the same people making millions from the system staying exactly the way it is.

They write the insider trading laws, they exempt themselves from enforcement, they trade on the information those laws generate, and when they get caught, they pay a fine that is basically nothing.

The AI didn't discover anything Congress was hiding. It just organized what was already public into a pattern so obvious that nobody can pretend it isn't there anymore.
This post was edited on 7/7/26 at 11:15 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94043 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:13 am to
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56% of every stock purchase made by Congress in the last 16 months was on a stock directly affected by a bill the buyer later voted on. That is 6,170 out of 11,016 total purchases.


fricking martha stewart should sue every single person in government who went after her.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
29999 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:13 am to
Until men feel like they don't care what they have to lose, they will continue to own us.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
56213 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:14 am to
Nothing will change for the benefit of street level Americans until they get sick of the BS and motivated to force change.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
39472 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:17 am to
I would like to see a list of the politicians who are dirty dealing.
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
15223 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:20 am to
Spoiler alert:

People get into politics to get rich
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
81717 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:21 am to
I want the stonks they're buying. If they buy now and vote later there's still time to get in on the action.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26080 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:21 am to
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Nancy Pelosi
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Greediness score of 98.1 out of 100
Figured it would be higher
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30123 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:29 am to
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Nancy Pelosi's Greediness score of 98.1


And she's married to a closet homosexual

What A Life
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8321 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:32 am to
AND——NOTHING——WILL——HAPPEN
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
169560 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:41 am to
Interesting and happy it shows what we all suspect.

I went directly to the site and I suggest you look at what the site collects when you accept their cookies.

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None of the congress critters will be held accountable but the AI will collect anything you do.

DO NOT ACCEPT THE COOKIES and it will show you what it collects from you.
This post was edited on 7/7/26 at 11:46 am
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110026 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:47 am to
quote:

I would like to see a list of the politicians who are dirty dealing.


Here you go: LINK
Posted by TigerAxeOK
In the woods and by the waters.
Member since Dec 2016
38687 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 12:03 pm to
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Lisa McClain, the fourth-ranking Republican in the House. She has made 1,443 trades in three years, more than 98% of all politicians tracked.

She violated the STOCK Act twice in a single year, disclosing up to $900,000 in trades months after the legal deadline.

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The penalty for all of this? A $200 fine.


The only way this ever ends is for the complete ban of stock trading to be implemented while in office for both the office holders and their immediate families. Another option is to make the fine for each infraction equivalent to the profit gain plus $100,000.

You cannot expect honest people to honestly run the government when you give them loopholes to amass generational wealth in just a few years. Ask MTG, the "MAGA Republican" that went from a net worth of $390K to $23M in five years before quitting Congress as soon as she became eligible for lifetime benefits and then retiring to a $5M palace in Costa Rica. She had as much potential as anyone we've seen, and she flipped because of greed.

Very few remain in the mold of Tim Burchett and Anna Paulina Luna, who just want to serve, eliminate corruption and do what's right.
Posted by Beauw
Blanchard
Member since Sep 2007
4294 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 12:07 pm to
Damn I hate these corrupt frickers.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15521 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 12:07 pm to
Shits got to end. It's worse than lobbying
Posted by BobBoucher
Member since Jan 2008
18816 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 12:08 pm to
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I want the stonks they're buying.


That’s the next step with AI.

When that triple alert fires, automatically mirror their investment.

If they can get rich, so can we. The tech exists now.
This post was edited on 7/7/26 at 12:09 pm
Posted by SludgeFactory
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Jun 2025
4507 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 12:19 pm to
You can't vote your way out of this. Uniparty forever rules.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
In the woods and by the waters.
Member since Dec 2016
38687 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

Damn I hate these corrupt frickers.

You aren't alone.

And we're living in times when they have expanded the Surveillance State to the point that they've made any thought of resistance against them completely futile.
Posted by LARancher1991
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2015
2329 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 12:22 pm to
Unfortunately nothing will be done to them for it.
Posted by BobBoucher
Member since Jan 2008
18816 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

You can't vote your way out of this. Uniparty forever rules.


Let them. But let’s copy them.
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