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Posted on 5/14/21 at 12:39 pm to Ag Zwin
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24% of men
Not men
Posted on 5/14/21 at 12:40 pm to PaperTiger
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Not men
My apologies.
Non-birthing person.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 12:43 pm to CDawson
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And 6% of women and 7% of men think they can whoop a Grizzly's arse!
Can you imagine what these chicks look like? I’m assuming and hoping they are armed at all times - otherwise - ooof
Posted on 5/14/21 at 12:44 pm to TigerAxeOK
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I've whipped the shite out of some geese
Geese are legit bullies. On the way home from school, there was a pond filled with geese. They chased after my 10yr old arse every fricking time I walked past them.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:15 pm to Plx1776
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Geese are legit bullies. On the way home from school, there was a pond filled with geese. They chased after my 10yr old arse every fricking time I walked past them.
They really are.
Was in a similar situation when I was a kid, and discovered that geese are capable of learning.
That big arse gray hen with the knot on her beak used to chase me and bite me several times a week, until I finally got pissed and quit running, and turned around and kicked the shite out of her and chased her arse all the way back to the pond yelling at her.
She still chased a lot of kids but every time after that she would come charging at me and then recognize me and abruptly abort her actions
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:17 pm to Ag Zwin
Anyone thinking they could beat anything Chimp and up is foolish. Don’t underestimate the goose either
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:22 pm to Ag Zwin
I'm 53 and I think I can take Adam Schiff in a bare knuckle, shirtless, Coors Banquet sanctioned death match.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:26 pm to Ag Zwin
Do I get a broom or something? Otherwise, I’m not convinced even a lot of badasses could get ahold of a scurrying rat in order to kick its arse. I wouldn’t bet on being able to do so. I could certainly frick up a goose or a house cat though.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:29 pm to IceTiger
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NPCs and have 1d4 hit points.
Rats bite for 1 hp damage and force a Con save versus disease...
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IceTiger
I played D&D too!....
I was editor of the school magazine....
I used to wear courduroy pants!...
This post was edited on 5/14/21 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:38 pm to CDawson
These are the ones that have never been to a zoo, much less in woods with any sort of wild animals
Dummies
Dummies
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:41 pm to Ag Zwin
Myself, probably King Cobra down, with the exception of the crocodile (if you wrap it’s mouth, you beat on it until it dies), and large dog (50-50. some may as well be considered wolves)
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:48 pm to Ag Zwin
If I am armed, grizzly.
Unarmed? I'd frick a kangaroo up easily I think
Unarmed? I'd frick a kangaroo up easily I think
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:52 pm to thetempleowl
quote:I think the assumption you have to make is that this a fight to the death scenario. I really don’t want to fight a medium/slightly large dog or an eagle but if push comes to shove I’m going to wreck both of them. Obviously that excludes certain breeds.
Many people wouldn't want to best a rat in unarmed fight because many wouldn't want the risk of disease.
This post was edited on 5/14/21 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:56 pm to Ag Zwin
The more surprising thing is that nearly 10% believe they could take a gorilla in a fight. The weakest male gorilla alive would literally tear the strongest men on earth limb from limb almost effortlessly. Same with chimps.
And a fricking elephant?
And a fricking elephant?
Posted on 5/14/21 at 2:00 pm to Roger Klarvin
Without a weapon I have no idea how a human could inflict any damage to an elephant.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 2:02 pm to beaverfever
Even WITH a weapon many humans have been killed by elephants while hunting them over the last couple of centuries. They can cover a tremendous amount of distance very quickly and can easily kill you in an instant.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 2:10 pm to bird35
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They seem to like to rip the face off then fingers and toes first.
and testicles...they are vicious frickers
Posted on 5/14/21 at 2:15 pm to Jizzy08
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A chimpanzee would absolutely destroy you
This. I'd choose to fight a grizzly over a chimp. At least you have a better chance of out smarting a grizzly.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 2:18 pm to Ag Zwin
Is that a chimpanzee I see on the list as well?
Ohhhh boy. Here we go. Pic of a hairless chimp incoming soon.
Ohhhh boy. Here we go. Pic of a hairless chimp incoming soon.
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