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Petition for Congress to Name the Ballroom 'The Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Ballroom

Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21874 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:02 pm
quote:

President Obama presided over the longest continuous run of economic growth in history as he fought to recover America from the Global Financial Crisis.

Previously impossible goals, such as marriage equality & a path to citizenship - albeit limited in scope, were achieved on Obama's watch.

Perhaps more importantly, while Obama was president there was no corruption, no insider trading, no bribes paid to the president & no army of masked thugs murdering US citizens in the streets & trying to ethnically cleanse America.

Any new ballroom built on White House grounds must be named for the most successful president of the modern era.

Accordingly, for these reasons Congress is hereby petitioned to name the soon-to-be-available ballroom 'The Barack Hussein Obama Ballroom for Presidential Excellence' in perpetuity.

Future petitions will be submitted for the naming of the Joseph Biden Presidential Arch, the James Comey White House Helipad & the Donald J. Trump Memorial Public Toilets.


https://www.change.org/p/petition-for-congress-to-name-the-ballroom-the-barack-hussein-obama-presidential-ballroom?source_location=search






Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45594 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:03 pm to
I vote for Big Mike "Ball"room.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29173 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Accordingly, for these reasons Congress is hereby petitioned to name the soon-to-be-available ballroom 'The Barack Hussein Obama Ballroom for Presidential Excellence' in perpetuity.

74 D chess.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23304 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Petition for Congress to Name the Ballroom 'The Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Ballroom

Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63370 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:06 pm to
That is funny as shite, if true! Trump’s head would explode!
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184770 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

President Obama presided over the longest continuous run of economic growth in history as he fought to recover America from the Global Financial Crisis.



The recovery considered the slowest and historically weakest? That recovery?




Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69270 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5958 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Big Mike "Ball"room.


Has a nice ring to it.
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13704 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:09 pm to
Isn't it a National Park Building? Park Policy is that a person has to be dead for 5 years before a building can be named after them. It's why you don't see visitor centers named after recently passed people like you do with wildlife refuges and national forest.
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4943 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:09 pm to
198 signatures!
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184770 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

198 signatures!



OP wrote it himself and passed it around Reddit which is how he found it with so few signatures
Posted by FliesByNight
Whale, wail, well
Member since Apr 2026
467 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:12 pm to
They will also name the bar within it the Allahu Akbar
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48891 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

They will also name the bar within it the Allahu Akbar



The grab-and-go venue will be named the Aloha Snackbar in honor of his native state of Hawaii.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184770 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:19 pm to
quote:


I vote for Big Mike "Ball"room.




Done


Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184770 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

if true!



FYI, anyone can make a petition on that site

I can go make one right now to petition to have you stop taking your hormone replacement therapy. It doesn't mean anything and none of them ever go anywhere.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
13001 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:21 pm to
that gif is the ONLY sign language i know!!
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
29088 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Perhaps more importantly, while Obama was president there was no corruption, no insider trading, no bribes paid to the president & no army of masked thugs murdering US citizens in the streets & trying to ethnically cleanse America.



what a fricking clown
Posted by JellyRoll
Member since Apr 2024
2254 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:56 pm to
Trump should get behind this fully and the Dems would pull the petition.
Posted by JellyRoll
Member since Apr 2024
2254 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:57 pm to



Where's Mike's bulge?
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
23381 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 1:59 pm to
Seems like an easy executive order by the next dem president. That's how we govern now. What's to stop it from happening? Judges? Lol
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