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re: One day, some of you will all learn that Trump is the greatest negotiator in history

Posted on 4/7/26 at 10:35 pm to
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182536 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 10:35 pm to
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The ceasefire agreement includes allowing both Iran and Oman to charge fees on ships transiting the Strait.



Says Iran

Nothing is agreed to yet
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
13570 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 10:40 pm to
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The Strait of Hormuz will have a toll booth for the first time in history...

The ceasefire agreement includes allowing both Iran and Oman to charge fees on ships transiting the Strait.

Iran will use the revenue for reconstruction.

The world never paid to use this waterway before tonight.

Iran went to war with the most powerful military on earth and came out of it with something no nation has ever had: a formal revenue stream from 20% of the world's oil supply passing through its waters.


I guess Trump is the greatest negotiator in the history of the world.

If he's negotiating for Iran.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
37360 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 10:40 pm to
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Nothing is agreed to yet


I guess we’ve abandoned unconditional surrender and moved on to trying to negotiate status quo ante in the Strait of Hormuz as a primary goal.

But hey, at least we broke some replaceable stuff and killed some replaceable people. China and Russia will send us a Christmas card for the amount of intelligence we have given them on a platter for no reason.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68510 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 10:41 pm to
The same cycle keeps repeating itself. You'd hope that the ladyboys melting down every time CNN runs a hit piece would learn.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28183 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 11:34 pm to
quote:

I guess Trump is the greatest negotiator in the history of the world.
If he's negotiating for Iran.


How do you even form an intelligent opinion on his negotiations? You don’t know all the classified info he knows.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216476 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 11:39 pm to
I just don’t understand how trump would bow down to ALL of this 10 point plan. And not having the straight wide open like it used to be is a huge mistake. Iran I’d claiming victory.. and if this plan goes through completely then Trump is getting used…
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
31513 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 11:42 pm to
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Nothing is agreed to yet


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This post was edited on 4/7/26 at 11:44 pm
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
26301 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 11:45 pm to
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We started with an open strait and ayatollah kohmeini

We ended with an open strait and ayatollah kohmeini


Wrong.

Wrong again.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
26658 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 11:47 pm to
I dont know about the intelligence part, but I do find it interesting that Russia and China were the only 2 reps that vetoed the UN draft to reopen the Strait of Hormutz this afternoon.

China is the biggest trade partner with Tehran. China reached out to Tehran a few hours later to urge them to consider the 2 week cease fire. Maybe China is starting to believe that Trump isn't messing around, which is true, would be a great consequence from all of this.
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
31513 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 11:48 pm to
Posted by JoeyP239
Member since Nov 2025
1259 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 11:50 pm to
Maybe the US is gonna be collecting some of the tolls. Directly from Trump 30 minutes ago:

quote:

A big day for World Peace! Iran wants it to happen, they’ve had enough! Likewise, so has everyone else! The United States of America will be helping with the traffic buildup in the Strait of Hormuz. There will be lots of positive action! Big money will be made. Iran can start the reconstruction process. We’ll be loading up with supplies of all kinds, and just “hangin’ around” in order to make sure that everything goes well. I feel confident that it will. Just like we are experiencing in the U.S., this could be the Golden Age of the Middle East!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP


Posted by wheelr
Banned
Member since Jul 2012
6043 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 11:51 pm to
At the hospital on his death bed one day and then negotiating middle east peace deals the next. Our blessed Supreme Leader will no doubt score a hole in one at the golf course tomorrow.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
26658 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 11:52 pm to
Hopefully the "supplies of all kinds" includes enriched uranium.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98258 posts
Posted on 4/7/26 at 11:53 pm to
This has to be one of your best threads. The ratios are surprising
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7573 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:06 am to
A cease fire will only work if all attempts to re-supply their military are completely obliterated.

Kharg Island should still be in play as a target since Iran stole it.
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
11394 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:06 am to
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We started with an open strait and ayatollah kohmeini

We ended with an open strait and ayatollah kohmeini


At the start of WWII, we were at peace with Germany and Japan.

At the end of WWII, we were at peace with Germany and Japan.

That means nothing happened.
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
63500 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:20 am to
quote:

I guess Trump is the greatest negotiator in the history of the world.

If he's negotiating for Iran.
Man, let me tell you something. I’m a great negotiator. People are saying I’m the best negotiator ever. They’re saying thst. I don’t know if it true… but… That car dealership I rolled into was begging me to make a. deal. It was unbelievable how bad they wanted it. Practically at my feet saying ‘‘Please, please Mr. President buy a car from us, we love you so much!’. All I had to do was offer them $50,000 over the sticker price. Just like they gave in! It wa incredible. I never get tired of winning ”. —DJT, probably.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
12401 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:33 am to
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Man, let me tell you something. I’m a great negotiator. People are saying I’m the best negotiator ever. They’re saying thst. I don’t know if it true… but… That car dealership I rolled into was begging me to make a. deal. It was unbelievable how bad they wanted it. Practically at my feet saying ‘‘Please, please Mr. President buy a car from us, we love you so much!’. All I had to do was offer them $50,000 over the sticker price. Just like they gave in! It wa incredible. I never get tired of winning ”


Not bad. Karoline Leavitt could work with this for her presser.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
22774 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:39 am to
Correct if they remain in power we will have to go back
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
29232 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 2:08 am to
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Iran statement



Yea if there is any group to trust in this world it is 100% the terrorists from Iran


You mean the terrorists Trump is leaving in power?

Yeah, that Trump is a helluva negotiator.



You are one hopelessly stupid motherfricker.
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