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Again, some of us have been telling people this is exactly where this was all headed for damn near 10 years now. So excuse me if I don't buy the "it's a distraction" bullshite. Not when I have been explicitly calling this for several years now.

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Charlie Brown was sure that THIS time, he'd FINALLY get to kick the football.

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Your laughing emoji has convinced me that there is nothing to any of this.

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:lol:

What makes you think I would ever try to convince you of that?

I don't argue with Flat Earthers either, and don't know why anybody would. Nothing you said could possibly make any difference to them.

You're the same way with this alien nonsense.

I'm just amused by how badly you obviously want it to be true and how much you believe any ridiculous rumor that floats around online about it.

That's the most amazing thing to me about it. Not that you believe it, but that you so obviously WANT it to be true so badly.

If I thought there was any possibility that Trump is doing anything other than pulling people like you's chain with that stuff—in other words, if I thought for a second that it could be true that this planet has been visited by little green men from another planet and that we've "obtained around 40 craft" and they can exceed the speed of light and that we have physical alien specimens in custody 4 miles deep underground out in the desert somewhere, I'd be scared out of my mind.

Because if there was a race of aliens capable of coming here from somewhere else, their level of technology would be so far above ours that they wouldn't think anything more about wiping us off the planet than you would think about gasoline bombing a yellow jacket's nest. Especially if we'd kept some of their individuals in captivity.

And if we took that technology and reverse engineered it we'd just blow ourselves up with it.

And if they wanted to help us, they would have already (of course, if they wanted to harm us, they would have already blown us to bits...that's also true. But only if they were real, which they're not).

So I laugh more because I can't imagine how you think a discovery like that would signal any kind of good news than anything else.

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Rumor is that we have recovered around 40 craft.

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:rotflmao:

Is this the enriched uranium that all the pussies and anti-semites up in here denied that they had in the first place?

I swerved in my car to not hit her and ran out of gas.

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absolutely positively NO on statehood for either of them nor Alberta

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This is the correct answer.

Unless y'all never want a Republican POTUS again.

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Reason is, there are wayyyy more trump country maga folks dragged out of their trailers and arrested for pedophilia, child pornography, sex with animals probably in one southern state in a given year than the totality of the catholic church.

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I don't think that's the criticism.

I think the criticism has to do with the Catholic Church protecting its pedophiles whereas everyone else (except for Penn State) turns theirs in.

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Iran is going to close the straight and launch bombs at neighbors, for, what exactly?

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Well since they've already done both of those things (o.k., they just threatened to launch bombs at neighbors), it doesn't seem like the craziest thing in the world to imagine them doing it...again.

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Do they want to finally piss off EVERYONE?

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Not at all. That would be crazy.

No, they want to either kill everyone else or convert them to their brand of Islam.

That's all.

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Only death will stop the panicans from being pussies, but they will likely still vote democrat.

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I see what you did there.

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So what? Neither does the pope.

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O.k., but the thread is about a looney that Trump handpicked to be a spiritual advisor.

I'm supposed to mention every other person in the world who doesn't understand Christ on a thread about Trump?

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Trump does not understand true Christians

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Trump doesn't understand Christ or Christianity.

Like, at all.