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re: If you’re White and have a pool in your backyard, you’re a Racist.

Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by tigerfan 64
in the LP
Member since Sep 2016
6552 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:14 pm to
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If you’re White and have a pool in your backyard, you’re a Racist.
I won't be a max level racist until I hire a non caucasian illegal to keep it clean.
(This caucasian owner / slave is tired of the upkeep)
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
38620 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:15 pm to
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If you’re White and have a pool in your backyard, you’re a Racist.
We put in a pool about 10 years ago thinking our granddaughter would come use it. We now have a second granddaughter. They use it occasionally but not as much as we thought they would. I can, with hand on the Bible, swear that a black person did not enter my mind once in deciding to put in a pool. It's too damn much work and expense and would not recommend a backyard pool to anyone.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
38043 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:18 pm to
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Everything is racist when that's all you look for. It's like being a hammer and everything you see is a nail.



Same thing with everything else. If all you see is politics, then everything is politics.

If you think about the devil all the time, then everyone is a fricking devil or demon.
Posted by TigerBear1971
Member since May 2026
71 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:19 pm to
I don't want to share my life with AI and X anymore.

No funeral.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
21324 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:22 pm to
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Soo wait... If I don't have a pool that's all I need to do to not be racist?


You’re racist.

Not having a backyard pool is “cultural appropriation.”

Now pay your reparations to me.

I self identify as a black lesbian and to prove it, I think Halle Berry is hot.

Send you check NOW before I give your username to the SPLC.
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
3952 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:31 pm to
She is full of shite. Ask any gen X about how they learned to swim. Most of them will tell you a family member threw them in a pool. Swim or sink.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52037 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:58 pm to
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Soo wait... If I don't have a pool that's all I need to do to not be racist?

If you have to ask, that makes it a racist question. Why? 'cause you white, that's why, cracker jack.
Posted by olehickory1767
Member since Dec 2024
68 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 8:18 pm to
She looks like if she jumped in the pool, the water would jump out.
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