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re: Donald Trump Says We Have Experimental Drugs That Can Raise the Dead

Posted on 5/25/26 at 3:18 pm to
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
13816 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 3:18 pm to
Sometimes dead is better.
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1503 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 4:02 pm to
My god is that the stupidest shite I’ve ever heard or what? Brought to you by the same stable genius who wanted to scrub lungs with bleach.
Posted by Gunny Hartman
Member since Jan 2021
1167 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

Between Aliens, UFOs and now this, I think we are one Elvis sighting away from living in a National Inquirer published in 1983.


Why not?! I don't know how much more bizarre we can make things lately. Everything that's going on today would seem insane and impossible to believe to my 1999 self.
This post was edited on 5/25/26 at 4:10 pm
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
27361 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 4:09 pm to
Good God, what a moron.
Posted by Gunny Hartman
Member since Jan 2021
1167 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 4:10 pm to
Nobody actually said that you lying leftist wanker.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
139192 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

Donald Trump Says We Have Experimental Drugs That Can Raise the Dead
Indeed.



Posted by Harvey Vortac
MidCity
Member since Aug 2024
325 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Why not?! I don't know how much more bizarre we can make things lately. Everything that's going on today would seem insane and impossible to believe to my 1999 self.


Amen!
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
7686 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 4:44 pm to
Revive-a- tol
Used it on Abe Lincoln. His first words were, "How'd the play end?"
Posted by JawjaTigah
On the Bandwagon
Member since Sep 2003
22956 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 4:50 pm to
Like nobody has ever seen.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
5928 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 5:11 pm to
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Music to democrats ears

Why? They can't vote for the Dems if they don't stay dead
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30279 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 6:03 pm to
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Epinephrine does it.

Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
2584 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 6:23 pm to
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It's significant.


Don't be harsh. The Trumpettes were just about to praise God for Trump's ability to bring back the dead.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55690 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 8:18 pm to
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Without knowing the actual quote, I assume it’s something like this -

“We have drugs that can bring someone back to life. From the dead. Dying. Back. It’s amazing what we can do. Basically, dead to alive again.”


You left out, “No one has ever seen anything like it.”
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11720 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 8:22 pm to
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Donald Trump says the US has experimental drugs that can bring dead people back to life.

Video or audio of this?

If by literally "back to life" he means simulate enough body mechanics to bring someone back onto forever life support strictly to communicate, I can see some shady government experimenting with that.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20203 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 8:31 pm to
The out of context stuff gets really old.
Posted by themunch
bottom of the list
Member since Jan 2007
71995 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 8:33 pm to
I can attest to experimenting with drugs and coming back to life......
Posted by dchog
Pea Ridge
Member since Nov 2012
27260 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 9:23 pm to
Which type of zombies?

Walking dead, Night of the living dead or World war Z?
Posted by Sizzle_DAWG
Sanford Stadium
Member since Jan 2024
2252 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 9:24 pm to
Hmmm. Does this work on the cremated?
Posted by dchog
Pea Ridge
Member since Nov 2012
27260 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 9:25 pm to
Pet Cemetery.
Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11825 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 9:26 pm to
Why would it surprise anyone that the government has technology far advanced beyond what we could comprehend?
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