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re: Do you think you could remain ethical if you were elected to congress?

Posted on 6/30/26 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 6/30/26 at 8:57 pm to
One of the bizarre things that happens when you get to Congress is that you spend an inordinate amount of time doing stuff for your party to support other candidates, meeting big donors, etc.

I would see my job there to be to craft and read over proposed legislation. Too much of that glad-handing bullshite, especially if they tried to strong-arm me into it, would end up with me telling them to frick the frick off.

Along with that, my partying days are well behind me and I know enough of how dirty DC can be that I would run my office like Billy Graham ran his church (no man alone in a room, even an elevator, with a woman who is not his wife, for example).

This would likely get me black-balled on getting any legislation passed and have my own party gunning to replace me so I would likely be one term and done.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25093 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 9:25 pm to
In my mind I would be very ethical. But I know how people work if they don't get their way...........I'd be nominated as the most unethical person on earth.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
169341 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 9:29 pm to
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With an AI fabricated video, a paid hack journalist, and a few crooked FBI agents... you could probably scare someone into doing anything
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
56578 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 9:35 pm to
Easily, but I’m already set and not trying to be somebody.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
169341 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 9:36 pm to
Greta Van Susterchen did an insider series on following around freshmen in DCs first day.

In even the basics the freshmen were overwhelmed. They were given large staffs, a wasteful amount of laptops, computers, supplies.

You are wine and dined hard. Few would survive. Second night cocktail parties compromise everyone with enough blow to make the world magical.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2152 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 9:41 pm to
I'm fairly uncancellable. I have zero skeletons unless my enemies get ahold of some of the stuff I've said on this board. I've never done drugs. I made it through until adulthood before the cell phone or digital images were created. (Even if they had been around in the late 80's it would have captured me in the library studying accounting with a random asian exchange student.).

I'm confident I'd remain ethical. I'm not confident I could survive the hate from half the country.
This post was edited on 6/30/26 at 9:43 pm
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
71717 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 9:43 pm to
This, you have to use the enemy’s weapon against them when facing something like this.
Posted by DeplorableTerrorizer
Member since Nov 2025
317 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 9:46 pm to
Sure. Clip a body cam on and stream that shite live online. Let the world see how these assmonkeys really are.
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Member since Apr 2024
11394 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 11:28 pm to
You would have to be a sap to prostitute yourself for free. You can graft along at an under the radar level and make a cool $500k per year and be set for life after ten years.
Posted by Doak Walker
Dallas
Member since Sep 2022
649 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 4:13 am to
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Yes, but I also believe I would be Arkancided for it, so I remain in engineering.


This is exactly why we are where we are. In the modern age, anyone with half a brain stays as far away from the political spotlight as possible. Why would you put your family through that?

Only a lunatic would do that.
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