Doak Walker

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What should my mother in law be scared of? Does anyone know this?

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It's going to suck her brains out through her eyeball sockets, according to CNN.

Thank you for taking my call, Paul, after being on hold for 27 hours and 39 minutes I just want to say that LSU never played professional players while some other teams in the the conference did. What do you think about that, Paul?

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video is hilarious but dude's gotta be smarter than to bring that up at a press conference

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I do miss the days that 20 year olds were allowed to laugh at something hilarious and not get persecuted for it.
I guess Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, and Eddie Murphey would be burned at the stake in today's environment.

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Hell, we’ve seen oil trade at higher prices per barrel before and it not be this high at the pump. Where is that extra money going?

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Well the price per barrel of oil is just one input.

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No offense, but this is horse shite.

The refineries running at capacity+ means that the supply of oil is not an issue. They are obviously getting all they can use. This makes all the stories about the "strait this" and the "strait that" just hogwash. There is plenty of oil flowing.

The fact that the refineries are recording record breaking profit margins means that the cost of the oil is also not a problem. No company makes record profit margins when their raw materials costs are rapidly rising. They are most definitely not overpaying for the oil.

So if the supply of oil is not a problem and the cost of oil is not a problem, then where is the problem?

The only possible scenario is that somebody is buying a shitload of refined products from U.S. refineries that wasn't buying it before. I offer as exhibit "A", China.

I've been reading stories for months how global economists have been mystified how China has been able to slash their oil imports by as much as 60-70% for the last 6 months with no impact to their economy. Some theorist say they must have had a giant reserve somewhere, but there is no evidence of this. Other theorist say they must have massively gone "Green" and don't need oil anymore, which is idiotic. I think the most obvious answer is that they're buying refined diesel and gas from the U.S.
This smells like something that Trump and Xi worked out a long time ago to keep them out of the Iran conflict.

He damn sure did. I'm thinking DOJ just called every employee in for emergency session.

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Crystal ball on what happens with LSU.

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25% chance they suck up to the SEC and fire Kiffin.
25% chance they tell the SEC to pound rocks and keep Kiffin.
50% chance Kiffin bends the knee to Sankey and they bury the hatchett.

that he was the undisputed master of the transfer portal and how he can gell guys so quickly. I think that's not only accurate, but it reeks of being a great NFL coach and GM. I've always thought that Kiff's greatest attribute was putting together a great staff. Again, another attribute of a great NFL coach.
I think the time is right for him to dip his wick in the NFL again. He could immediately erase all of this negativity, and I really think he could put Belichick to shame given the chance.

Internet porn and gaming has "clipped the nuts" of the American male. They jack off 3 times a day and mom brings in all the meals. No reason to leave the room at all. Totally useless.

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explain what this means

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The only way I can make sense of it is that Sankey believes that Kiff conspired with LA gov't officials to circumvent the conference rules. If he let's it slide, all state schools would start doing it.
I still think this is just a shot across the bow, but it's definitely live ammo.

How many barrels of oil went through the strait yesterday, 747? You seem to have a toll booth out there counting them. Maybe you can tell us how many kilos of cocaine went through the Caribbean last month. Perhaps you could enlighten us on how much Fentanyl was routed through the Philippines in August.