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re: Are we close to going to war with Canada?

Posted on 10/6/26 at 7:44 am to
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
11989 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 7:44 am to
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If Alberta declares independence, we can can recognize them as an independent nation. No need for war.

Alberta is where the oil is.
god, I love this post. Make Alberta great again.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
486493 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 7:48 am to
Alberta doesn't want to join the US

This is NPC LARP fantasy
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
59524 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 8:04 am to
Don't be stupid n

If anything, we helped create the canada problem.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
176686 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 8:06 am to
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So maga is for war now?

You assume maga thinks at all. Maga just instantly adopts whatever the last thing Trump said was even if it conflicts with previous statements. It's a fluid state of being that doesn't require thinking. Only adherence.
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
4170 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 8:11 am to
quote:

Are we close to going to war with Canada?


I have a trip planned to Niagara Falls later this month.

I hope Trump waits until October is over before he sends in the troops.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
58647 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 8:34 am to
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A war with Canadia would look like the McNeese game.


I’ve seen this on South Park, The Movie. It doesn’t go like you think it would.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
39254 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 8:45 am to
why? why would we ever do that?

1) alberta is going to declare independence

2) we will recognize them or offer state hood and nothing canada can do about it

3) once alberta is gone, there is literally zero that they have that we need

4) place a strict no trade policy on them and crush them economically. dont need to ever fire a shot. the goal is to break a commie spirit and will to fight, not kill them
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39569 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 8:52 am to
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Canada’s military probably couldn’t occupy a 7-11 at this point.


They are completely reliant on us to show up. Their military is essentially provided by us and, at best, can hold someone off until we show up. In other words, they are the fluffer and we are the gangbang. No disrespect to those that serve there as I am strictly talking about capability
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11536 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 9:30 am to
Are you suggesting South Park is a good benchmark on how a war with Canada would go in real life?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
58647 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 10:38 am to
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Are you suggesting South Park is a good benchmark on how a war with Canada would go in real life?

Geez, man!
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 10/6/26 at 11:23 am to
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Canada’s military probably couldn’t occupy a 7-11 at this point.
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Posted by 4quartaBamaball
Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Nov 2015
2186 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:49 pm to


Calgary might as well be San Francisco in Alberta.

Most Conservatives in Canada are Blue dog Democrats or just regular Democrats.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
8944 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:15 pm to
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I’ve seen this on South Park, The Movie. It doesn’t go like you think it would

Well it does all go to shite
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
38737 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:16 pm to
No. Not even remotely
Posted by OU Guy
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Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:37 pm to
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
25328 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

Alberta doesn't want to join the US


quote:

This is NPC LARP fantasy


Instead, they would have to stand as a separate "country". But no Canadian majority will vote to break up Canada. Won't happen.
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Member since Apr 2024
13943 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Alberta doesn't want to join the US

This is NPC LARP fantasy


Did you not read the God damn post right before this one?
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Member since Apr 2024
13943 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 2:11 pm to
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You assume maga thinks at all. Maga just instantly adopts whatever the last thing Trump said was even if it conflicts with previous statements. It's a fluid state of being that doesn't require thinking. Only adherence.




Let it flow Petulant man Baby. You are almost there.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
In the woods and by the waters.
Member since Dec 2016
38980 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 2:19 pm to
Canada's entire population is roughly the same as the State of California. We know their military capabilities because we supplied it. Alberta and Saskatchewan already have well-established secession movements happening because they're tired of their resource-rich provinces being robbed to find the Socialist government and overall body of the progressive Canadian metropolises.

No, we're not going to war with Canada, unless someone like China moves in and goads it. As it stands right now, it would be a "war" of a few days.
Posted by Breauxsif
Washington
Member since May 2012
23928 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 2:20 pm to
We're not going to war with fricking Canada
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