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Anti-Woke Bank Shuts Down After Less Than 3 Months

Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:24 pm
Posted by HeteroPatriarch
Moral Purgatory
Member since May 2022
18 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:24 pm
Well somebody read THAT market wrong. The overhyped Peter Thiel should have come to all of the Baws on this board to get some of that pretend Rolex and Patek Philippe money they're always hallucinating about.

Go Anti-Woke; Go Broke

Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
9942 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:25 pm to
Glad it worked out for you, I guess?
Posted by b-rab2
N. Louisiana
Member since Dec 2005
12576 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:27 pm to
didnt come through with funding.. deals fall apart all the time. I've never even heard of this bank.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21588 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Well somebody read THAT market wrong.


The market wasn't responsible for the closure, guess someone read that article wrong.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78075 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:29 pm to
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HeteroPatriarch
Yale Fan
Moral Purgatory
Member since May 2022
5 posts


Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34141 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:30 pm to
I can’t imagine being dumb enough to celebrate this.

Posted by LatherZap
Member since Mar 2022
825 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:31 pm to
I'm surprised you did not complete the jackassery by putting "cis" in your screenname.
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 3:34 pm
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
20416 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Go Anti-Woke; Go Broke
You mean like Disney?
Posted by Nurbis
Member since May 2020
1329 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:31 pm to
I am sure our shite economy under this administration had nothing to do with funding issues.
Posted by TOPAL
Member since Mar 2010
4523 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:33 pm to
Are you Trans?
Posted by KAGTASTIC
Member since Feb 2022
7989 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:36 pm to
I'm confused....how was the market misread on this one?

I've been researching non-woke banks for months now, and I've yet to come across this one. Maybe cause it never got started, at from what I can tell.

An established bank coming out as staying non-woke failing would be more jerk off material for the OP, but instead he blew his load early.
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
7027 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:05 pm to
You forget to list your pronouns.
Posted by burger bearcat
Member since Oct 2020
8851 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:12 pm to
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HeteroPatriarch


Imagine being this OP and cucking for big international banks. Woke or anti-woke, I can't imagining posting a little silly laughing emoji because a startup small bank didn't make it. OP: "Thank you Chase Bank, may I have another"
Posted by ALTiger
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
3031 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

HeteroPatriarch


Just curious about what you stand for?

I'm curious about what someone may be like who seems to be the complete opposite of everything I am about.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33403 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:35 pm to
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The market wasn't responsible for the closure
What? Of course it was.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57313 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Well somebody read THAT market wrong. The overhyped Peter Thiel should have come to all of the Baws on this board to get some of that pretend Rolex and Patek Philippe money they're always hallucinating about.


So you are saying we CAN'T start our own banks now? That we have to serve the ESG market?
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21588 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:29 pm to
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What? Of course it was.



"Things were never smooth at GloriFi, though. The company missed launch dates, blaming technology and The Wall Street Journal reports that some employees said the founder drank on the job and had a volatile temper. (That founder stepped down as CEO and became executive chairman in October.)"

Sounds like it was shooting itself in the foot, not the market turning down a finely polished product.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16569 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:33 pm to
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Well somebody read THAT market wrong


The irony here is that the OP reads at the 3rd Grade level and that's being generous.
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Euthanasia, USA
Member since Jan 2009
7170 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:36 pm to
Imagine having the mental capacity, to celebrate your own demise.


frickers like you, get left swiped to the ground, by people like Alex Stein.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
11182 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

Well somebody read THAT market wrong. The overhyped Peter Thiel should have come to all of the Baws on this board to get some of that pretend Rolex and Patek Philippe money they're always hallucinating about.

Go Anti-Woke; Go Broke

What's amazing is that he came in here so proud of himself, sh*tposted utter jibberish and was completely unaware that he made had no understanding of what he was even posting.

It's like watching a bum in the street crap their pants while screaming nonsense high on meth.
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 10:10 pm
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